NSFW Gallows Humor (Please share dark jokes) 😂🤣😅

[darksouls]

 

[The Morningstar]

When asked why a woman killed her husband instead of just kicking him out, she responded with,

"He couldn't make me come, and I couldn't make him go!"

 

[darksouls]

 

[maniac116]

1. My wife is mad I ruined our anniversary, which is odd. I don't even know when it is.
2. Why is being married worse than going to work? At least at work, you might get a new boss.
3. My husband is driving me to drink. It's better than taking an Uber.
4. How are husband's like wine? They take years and years and years to mature.
5. My husband told me I'm a know-it-all. I told him I already knew that.

 

[maniac116]

1) I told my psychiatrist that I'd been hearing voices. He told me that I don't have a psychiatrist.

2) I have many jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, none of them work.