Imeavie
Sacred Garden
- May 6, 2025
- 88
My best friend, and I have mini little semi-improv conversations all the time. This often leads to hilarious quotes that stick with me.
I want to share some recent ones, and also hear some of yours.
First an explanation of what led up to this one:
He said "If life gives you lemons, squeeze them into your eyes. You have to show life you ain't no bitch" and I was telling him death is lemon flavored (another older joke). Fast forward a bit, and I told him if he kept talking shit he would be tasting lemons soon.
His reply was "Good, I will squeeze them in my eyes so I can go to the afterlife, and fill it with my screams". This is my quote of the week now.
Also this has become a running joke all day between us. He walked calmly to the freezer looking bored, opened it, screamed into it, and closed it. He said "I'm saving that for later", and walked away.
I want to share some recent ones, and also hear some of yours.
First an explanation of what led up to this one:
He said "If life gives you lemons, squeeze them into your eyes. You have to show life you ain't no bitch" and I was telling him death is lemon flavored (another older joke). Fast forward a bit, and I told him if he kept talking shit he would be tasting lemons soon.
His reply was "Good, I will squeeze them in my eyes so I can go to the afterlife, and fill it with my screams". This is my quote of the week now.
Also this has become a running joke all day between us. He walked calmly to the freezer looking bored, opened it, screamed into it, and closed it. He said "I'm saving that for later", and walked away.
