For how much money would you sign a contract that forbids you to ctb?

[Ame]

I apologize for such a sardonic answer, but let us consider a case where I agree to sign this contract for a certain sum of money. What sort of consequence could the offended party possibly apply to my corpse for breaching the terms of the contract?

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I apologize for such a sardonic answer, but let us consider a case where I agree to sign this contract for a certain sum of money. What sort of consequence could the offended party possibly apply to my corpse for breaching the terms of the contract?

What if it's a contract with the devil and he gets your soul to do with as he pleases should the contract be breached.

 

[Ame]

What if it's a contract with the devil and he gets your soul to do with as he pleases should the contract be breached.

Well, I guess that the joke is on him because I have no soul.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Well, I guess that the joke is on him because I have no soul.

Fair enough.

 

[user667]

none. money is shit. it means nothing to me. and people who let it mean something to them become corrupted by it. i will want to die either way.

 

[JoeFailure]

The answer to this is ever-evolving. A year ago, and especially 2 years ago I would've agreed to stick around for a good chunk of money. Honestly, I was still pretty dumb and thought people here who were very wealthy without physical pain were nuts to want to CTB.

But they were 100% right. Money can help a situation, but it's not a cure. It'll buy some relief from some anxiety most likely obviously with not having to worry about cash anymore, but your underlying issues will still rear their head.

My answer today would probably be none. If it was a big enough figure, I would think about sticking around just so I could donate most of it and make a difference for other people, and bite the bullet on staying till I die of natural causes. I'm not sure I could though. I'm 35...the thought of having something around 50 more years of this is terrifying.

 

[sorella santini]

Money means nothing when you don't have your health.

 

[Nexey]

You're essentially asking me to sign away my freedom. That's a tall order. The check better be in the billions.

 

[lofticries]

Nah, fuck that. Cuz eventually I'm gonna get old and not be able to do shit. I don't care if I'll have enough money to pay ppl to give me sponge baths by then. I don't wanna die of old age where I'll be getting all types of illnesses and my body shutting down. Which no amount of money in the world can stop.

How about they pay me for each year I stay alive and then when I finally CTB they don't have to pay me anymore.

edit: also i'm not one of those people that thinks money can't buy happiness. The people that are often times unhappy with their money are spending it on frivolous stuff like drugs, alcohol, and hookers. And if you think about it even if it can't buy them happiness it might be able to buy someone else happiness. Imagine if all the unhappy billionaires put their money and effort to restore a poor village/town after a natural disaster.

 

[Depressed_Kettle]

I don't think any amount of money would change my mind. Money ≠ happiness.

 

[FuneralCry]

No amount of money would help me. Being forbidden to ctb makes life like a prison. It is the one thing that helps me, knowing that even know it is hard to take our own lives, there are ways to free myself from this life. Money wouldn't take away health problems and my suicidal thoughts are simply a part of me.

 

[Some1's_Wasted_Fetus]

About 1.5-2 mil (the amount needed for me to live my whole life without working). If this is taxable than I'm gonna need a lot more. If it's in the form of cash so be it (under the table). I'd be screwed with a check that large unless I cash it in an overseas account lol

 

[All Things Must Pass]

However much it costs to make me a genetically engineered cyborg.

 

[suicidesheep31]

5 millions
to buy a house and cover my food expenses.

 

[littlelungs]

There is no amount of money that could make me want to stay. I have so many problems, that even if money could help some of them, there would still be a bunch leftover, and each of those problems in and of themselves just aren't worth it for me to keep living at all. The years of trauma, the lifetime of mental illness and the constant physical problems that always seem to find their way back to me, the extensive and ever-growing lack of faith I have in humanity, dealing with other people's neverending bullshit and expectations, and so on – it would all still be there.

Just so sick of it all.

 

[motel rooms]

I'd sign the contract, take all the money they're willing to give me, spend it & eventually ctb anyway. They can dig up my rotting corpse & sue it. I'm sure somebody wrote something similar already, but I don't feel like reading the other comments

 

[wait.what]

Oh hell no. Never. No amount of money could convince me to give up the option to check out of this hellhole. My family has money. It didn't prevent me from ending up like this.

 

[JustAnumber]

No amount of money will ever change the fact this world we live in is utter rubbish!

 

[Cast_Away]

i would give all my money, anything, to be happy. but unfortunately you can't really buy happiness. If i had a chance to live poor, not having anything but have a good friend who actually cares about me, i would've taken it, no questions.

 

[N2Narcosis]

Sorry i am in bad mood and then i tend to unfunny questions.
For me poverty is really really scary. And one reasion i want to ctb. On the other hand it is frightening as hell that you cannot commit suicide.
Maybe if someone would give me 50 million euros. lol.
My depression gets way worse when i have to work. I could give 5 mio to my best friends. They could stop working and play games with me. Moreover with this amount of money it is easier to get opportunities to find a gf.
On the other hand i had really severe pain in my life and i could regret it that i have made the deal. Not sure whether it is allowed in this scenario to have dangerous hobbies. Or start like gaining weight to increase the chance of getting a heart attack.
I know this scenario is really realistic.

I would totally sign for a shit ton of money. Then if I decided to kill myself I would just break the contract and do it. What are they gonna do, kill me?

 

[Hurt]

I would want to ctb even if I were millionaire. Money is not everything. It could make your life easier but can't buy happineess.

 

[Dear Agony]

I wouldn't do that for any amount of money. I've always known suicide is going to be the cause of my death and have made peace with it since I was 12. No amount of money would cure my mental illnesses, plus money doesn't matter if you're dead.

 

[logan]

Money is energy and can regulate and simplify many things.
Money cannot solve all problems but without enough money you almost always have problems.

 

[LONE WOLF.]

500,000 Cash, live comfortably until my Doggy passes on then l'll put a large bullet through my noodle after setting fire to whatevers left over!