Flight on 737 MAX: Exit RP Test (funny)

[Superfluous]

I apologise in advance if this post offends anyone. I need a bit of humour just to get me through the day, and I do like dark humour.

Reliable (10)	8	High compared to most aircraft
Peaceful (10)	10	Drop a couple pills and you should sleep through it
Available (5)	1	Low as most planes are currently grounded
Preparation (5)	4	Just book the flight
Undetectable(5)	1	Method will certainly be determined
Speed(5)	5	They do travel very fast
Safety(5)	1	Clearly not safe at all

 

[suffering]

I actually thought about flying on risky aircrafts to increase my chances of accidental death. The problem is that, in case of an accident, one can survive with major damage, so it's not exactly a matter of life or death.

 

[Superfluous]

I agree. However, I had to put a high score for reliability for the joke to work

 

[siray]

Haha this made me chuckle. I wish I was in that flight.

 

[Roberto]

I wish I was in that flight with a bunch of diazepam or better alprazolam and a bottle of Baileys