NSFW Dirty jokes sharing thread

[Ashu]

Whats giving oral sex to a female and the mafia got in common?
One slip of the tongue and your in deep shit. (Sorry)

If yer gonna do it, do it the whole way. It's all woman. She'll love ya for it.

 

[GenesAndEnvironment]

 

[Noctis]

How do you find the blind men at a nudist colony?

Oh, it isn't hard.

 

[Enigmatic Sailor]

The sign is a subtle joke.

 

[nerve]

"Say what you will about pedophiles but at least they drive slower through school zones."

 

[justsayin]

"Say what you will about pedophiles but at least they drive slower through school zones."

My brain automatically read this in Jimmy Carr's voice, and then in Anthony Jeselnik's. Do you know the source of the joke?