Games Corrupt-A-Wish.

[jodes2]

Granted but now she tries to force you into being in a good mood

Thank you you forgot a wish

 

[Heavenbound]

Granted: but she is 600 pounds.

I wish I could go to a spa.

 

[epic]

Granted bur there are piranhas in the pool.

I wish I could rock climb

 

[sadsadsack]

granted but sylvester stallone is with you the entire time

i wish i was a baller

 

[Heavenbound]

Wish granted, but you will never get taller...

I wish my town had a disco.

 

[pilotviolin]

the disco only plays country music, nothing else

i wish for a juicy burrito

 

[narval]

The genius mistakes the meaning burrito (food) as the diminutive of donkey (in spanish: donkey --> burro. Little donkey --> can be written as burrito)

So... Good luck dealing with a horny donkey.

I wish a beer

 

[raincereal]

granted but the beer has no alcohol content

i wish i could travel into different universes

 

[tearymishu]

granted but you're always experiencing it as a random, everyday inanimate object (i.e a chair)

i wish i could control my appearance !

 

[dweams]

Granted, but your personality will forever be unattractive and repulsive, causing your peers to shun and avoid you. You will then live your life completely alone until the day you die.

I wish I could eat as much as I want without ever gaining weight.

 

[Little_Suzy]

Granted!
All you eat is solid food, and the only liquid you are allowed to drink is water from the toilet! Lol

I wish I had a free unlimited Uber Eats account.

 

[falling_snow]

Your wish is granted!!!!
But, oh..., you cannot get anything but bananas in your account :(
But at least u have illimited bananas!!!! U could conquer the world with monkeys :D

I wish get all the knowledge past, present, and future about the whole universe

 

[narval]

Granted, but at the cost of going irredeemably crazy. Mortals can't hold so much knowledge, how dare you?


I wish being happy.

 

[ijustwishtodie]

Granted: but you will spontaneously and uncontrollably laugh at random, yet frequent amounts of time. After all you never stated just how happy you wanted to be!

I wish that my next wish cannot be corrupted

 

[narval]

Edit: i read wrong :(
I said nothing
You get nothing. The wish isn't corrupted, it doesn't need tho

I wish i could travel in time

Granted: but you will spontaneously and uncontrollably laugh at random, yet frequent amounts of time. After all you never stated just how happy you wanted to be!

But i'm happy, right? :)

 

[ijustwishtodie]

Edit: i read wrong :(
I said nothing
You get nothing. The wish isn't corrupted, it doesn't need tho

I wish i could travel in time


But i'm happy, right? :)

I said that my next wish wouldn't get corrupted. I never said that my current wish cannot. Also, yes, you would be happy.. manic even

New wish:
I wish that soon as I finish the last word of this wish, I will be dead immediately, painlessly and I will be permanently non existent for all eternity and never come back from the state of permanent non existence

 

[leavingthesoultrap]

Granted
But you come back anyway because "you" is an illusion.
Sorry lol

I wish to have the ability to talk and understand animals.

 

[sserafim]

Granted
But the animals only lie to you and say bad things about you.

I wish that I could be a housecat with a nice and loving owner.

 

[falling_snow]

Granted!!
But in your happiest moments as a cat, your owner dies. Maybe you get to be a stray cat or get another owner, but who knows id they'll treat you well.

i wish that every person i wanted would get their heads exploded :) that would VERY nice

 

[tearymishu]

granted!
but everyone who you exploded in your lifetime will come back to haunt you! too many and maybe YOUR head will explode! (figuratively) :3

i wish i could be someone's reflection! (like in a mirror, or in a puddle.)

 

[terra.nuvo]

granted! But you are the reflection of a serial killer and you must witness gruesome muders

I wish I could travel through time as I desire

 

[sserafim]

Granted
But you can only go back to your worst moments.

I wish I could read and control minds.

 

[Little_Suzy]

Granted!!!

You can only read minds and control events that occurred 30 days earlier.

I wish my car could self-drive (gas-free, of course) with a 100% perfect safety record.

 

[One day too late]

Granted
But the car got a mind of its own.

I wish I'm fast as the Flash.

 

[wCvML2]

Granted
But your tracks pollute a ton of toxins into the air when you use your super-speed ability (like car exhausts)

I wish for the ability to have infinity storage in my pockets

 

[idkwhatimdoinghere]

Granted, but your pockets are laced with honey so everything is sticky

I wish for the ability to travel anywhere I want without spending any money

 

[leavingthesoultrap]

Granted, but you always catch a stomach bug while abroad.

I wish to never feel exhausted

 

[Galahad]

Granted but you can never leave your bed other than for the bathroom


I wish I was in a fulfilling and loving relationship

 

[idkwhatimdoinghere]

Granted, but its with a zombie

I wish I could see into the future to avoid mistakes

 

[Galahad]

Granted but for every mistake you avoid you also serve a positive life event

I wish I had 10,000 bitcoin in a custodial wallet