Games Corrupt-A-Wish.

[willitpass]

Granted but you'll be wiping rich people's asses

I wish I could go to sleep the moment my head hits the pillow

granted, but you wake up with drool all over your pillow every morning

i wish i could have better gas mileage

 

[jodes2]

Granted but you have to mix your blood with the gas

Wish I had a tablet that doesn't freeze

 

[willitpass]

granted but it's always burning hot

i wish i didn't have a headache right now

 

[jodes2]

Granted but it's going to kill 10 kittens

 

[Forever Sleep]

granted but it's always burning hot

i wish i didn't have a headache right now

(Sorry Jodes, there wasn't a question...)

Granted- you can have a migraine tomorrow instead.

I wish the washing machine was fixed.

 

[jodes2]

Granted, but you have to wash one item of clothing at a time

I wish I understood how to program websites fluently

 

[willitpass]

granted but you can only program different versions of club penguin

i wish i wasn't addicted to coffee

 

[jodes2]

Granted, but you're now addicted to tea.

I wish my cold drink wouldn't get warm

 

[Forever Sleep]

Granted, it is now frozen forever...

I wish I could breathe underwater. (Bet that ones been done before... Sorry)

 

[jodes2]

Granted but you'll forever have salty sea water taste in your mouth

I wish I could grow a full stocky beard

 

[willitpass]

Granted but you'll forever have salty sea water taste in your mouth

I wish I could grow a full stocky beard

granted, but you always have to have it done in a bunch of tiny braids tied with little bows

i wish my cat would stop waking me up in the middle of the night

 

[jodes2]

Granted but you'll sleep 16 hours a time

I wish I could sleep longer

 

[Tormentedme]

Granted, but only during the day as you're nocturnal

I wish I could skip Christmas

 

[Forever Sleep]

Granted but you'll have to eat brussel sprouts at every meal for the next year.

I wish I didn't hate housework.

 

[Twntysvn]

Granted, but everytime you do it, you can't stop until you fainted from exhaustion

I wish public transport free everywhere, everytime

 

[willitpass]

granted but you'll be 45 minutes late everywhere you go and stuck sitting next to someone who doesn't shower

i wish my bagels would toast faster

 

[jodes2]

Granted but they'll come out burned

I wish I didn't have to eat healthy food

 

[willitpass]

granted but you can only eat flaming hot cheetos for the rest of your life

i wish groceries weren't so expensive

 

[jodes2]

Granted but they'll taste like crap

I wish tech wasn't so frustrating for an ageing person like me

 

[Forever Sleep]

Granted but you will forget how to tie your own shoe laces.

I wish cotton candy tasted as good as it looks.

 

[narval]

Granted. In a tragic plot twist, due to the wonderful taste, a tomaco-like effect pops. lots of people die in riots of individuals craving for that sugared ambrosia.




I wish i was 10 years less

 

[jodes2]

Granted but you'll stay that age forever

I wish I could DJ well with digital media

 

[narval]

WAIT. You didn't say anything about hard inmortality. So i'll be 21 forever. Unless accident, murder or so, i can choose how i'll die. Of course, my corpse will be... young. Forever . So, by corrupting your malicious concesion, i turned it good.



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I'll need a plan B if i won't die by old

Granted but you'll stay that age forever

 

[Forever Sleep]

Granted but you'll stay that age forever

I wish I could DJ well with digital media

Granted but you'll be inundated with invites to parties the rest of your life. (Maybe that wouldn't be bad for you? Sounds like hell to me though...)

I wish the housework did itself.

 

[jodes2]

Granted but you'll be inundated with invites to parties the rest of your life. (Maybe that wouldn't be bad for you? Sounds like hell to me though...)

I wish the housework did itself.

Pfff no problem I'm GREAT at ignoring and rejecting invites!!!

Granted but it'll be so clean everything will

I wish I didn't have to eat

 

[Forever Sleep]

Granted but it won't stop you getting hungry.

I wish no one had to do a job they hated.

 

[jodes2]

Granted, but there will be no-one left to look down on and feel better about yourself!

I wish I could make phonecalls without getting anxious

 

[LonelyEmerald]

Granted, but now every time you make a phone call you shit your pants. I wish I could eat without gaining weight.

 

[jodes2]

Granted but you can only eat veg.

I wish my gf would get out of her bad mood

 

[LonelyEmerald]

Granted but now she tries to force you into being in a good mood. I wish I had a girl friend