MeltedJello
My brain is a liquid mess.
- Aug 18, 2021
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Granted, but the machine requires 2 people. You, and a pro lifer in order to use it.
I wish I could overeat without gaining weight.
I wish I could overeat without gaining weight.
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Granted, but you melt into jelloGranted. The person you love most gains the weight for you instead.
I wish to feel pure ecstacy.
Granted, but the sand is moving sandGranted. The candy spawns straight into your stomach.
I wish for a private island.
Granted but people's thoughts are too loudGranted, but you become blind.
I wish I could read minds.
Granted, but the soup is sourGranted, but the can hits your head when it goes back to earth.
I wish for soup.
Granted, but you implodeGranted but they're completely dependent on you for everything, and not in like a cute way either you have to take responsibility for everything their life entails.
I wish I was emotionally mature.
I wish I had more motivation to do things.
Granted. The blood smells of death, has a fishy, rotten scent much like a certain monthly visit from Aunt Flo and is contaminated with various sexually-transmitted and bloodborne disease (HIV/AIDS, hepatitis B/C etc.). According to the dark entity you made a pact with, you are 1) to bathe in said blood every day for the rest of your life and 2) not to skip a single day, or be condemned after death to fornicate with spiders for the rest of eternity.I wish there were more human blood available for me to bathe in
Granted, but it's because you ARE one of those people.Congrats, you're a suicidal incel with an unbelievably strong SI.
I wish I didn't find the people who join SS & then spew shit like "Your suffering will purify your soul" so annoying.
I wish I was turned into one of the mythological gods.
Granted, but your brain become so tired you fall asleepGranted, but you have to be this Zeus with a bigger wiener, call me your god & accept the fact that your sexy butt is gonna give birth to our kids
I wish I were able to remember that many members despise my jokes because they think I'm some carefree asshole irl
Granted, but your main concubine is a hairy, bearded dominatrix who doesn't need a strap-onI wish for a harem with @hotelbeneathground as my main concubine.
Granted, but the civilisation cant comunicate with youGranted, but you exclusively get to direct 70+ year olds.
I wish the earth was hollow and had a different civilisation that I could escape to.