NSFW congratulations, you died! now your face to face with god. what do you do?

[Deleted member 23586]

"Oh so you thought you really cute with that bullshit you put me through huh? I knew you had to be a man, because only a man could fuck up my life this fucking hard...for fun. You ain't shit. And wait till I speak to the manager. You will be getting reprimanded."

 

[LastFlowers]

I ask him why he gets to be real, but Santa doesn't.
..I mean at least Santa gave me something for my edible prayers of cookies and milk.

 

[Antigonish]

Why is hell hot, when death is so cold?

 

[LastFlowers]

Okay, so in the hypothetical situation that I face God I'm gona take a step forward.

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Kick him in the balls and make like Satan.

 

[Antigonish]

Im also atheists, but I do like the concept.

 

[LastFlowers]

we desperately need a 'haha' reaction on this forum

There was one. They got rid of it. Biggest complaint I have of this site lol.

 

[Brick In The Wall]

Kick him in the balls and make like Satan.

 

[Kat!]

Hell is probably more of a party than heaven is, so I think I know where I belong.

 

[Subpar]

I honestly don't know what I would ask God, maybe something simple like why do you let people suffer but "punish" them when they want to end the suffering

 

[esse_est_percipi]

I would ask The Architect how I could know with certainty that I had reached base reality.

 

[ElPaso]

Simple,

I kick his ass.

 

[greebo6]

I would simply scream '' WHY ?! '' at him and then probably just breakdown.

 

[NightmareTour]

If it's possible to punch God in the face, that would be my "question".

If not, I'd ask why they cause so many people this kind of suffering. Then I'd fuck off down to hell, because it's got to be a whole lot better than spending eternity in yet another world ruled by a psychopath.

 

[iHateMyselflokay]

you can ask one question, for which he will answer no matter what.

what do you ask?

are you choosing to stay in heaven? or would you rather bathe in the sweet flames of hell? state your choice and reason.

obs. purely out of curiosity. was talking to friend here about it. and we both agree we'd rather descent to hell (cause who'd want to be roommates with such an evil, selfish deity)

obs 2. no intention at all to offend anyone. that's why I'm flaring this as NSFW. if you don't feel comfortable talking about religion, please just don't indulge in this thread.

We are god. We are all sharing the same source of consciousness from the infinite creator. In a way we are god experiencing its own creation. Unfortunate that that includes this depression and suicidal despair we share. May I add We are already in hell. Hell is eternal right? And our current feelings are/feel eternal. I 100% believe in reincarnation and a spiritual afterlife in between human or other species experiences, I'm ready to CTB

 

[foxdie]

I'm an atheist but if I met a god it'd probably go like this:



I don't know why I'm so tortured on earth, at least in Hell they'll be upfront about it. Heaven sounds boring and there would probably be much more BS with no explanation like here on earth lol

 

[Gnip]

 

[occupymars]

I ball up my fist and clean his clock so he knows it's on sight with me.

 

[Weary Soul]

I would ask, why? Just why?

 

[waived]

junta

 

[Deleted member 23374]

junta

To pull that off wouldn't you need at the very least
a transdimensional molecular relay
a starship
troops ?

Although the idea of a solo bendu ass whipping sounds most excellent.
or is it strictly sithly ?

 

[waived]

To pull that off wouldn't you need at the very least
a transdimensional molecular relay
a starship
troops ?

Although the idea of a solo bendu ass whipping sounds most excellent.
or is it strictly sithly ?

For argument's sake there's going to be a lot of time on our hands post-death.

 

[MrBlue]

 

[KickFive]

...Which god are we talking about here, Nyarlathotep? The Sleeper In The Pyramid? Czernobog? He Who Walks Behind? The Maw Below The Ashes?... YHWH?

 

[Nymph]

Don't believe in god but in this scenario I'd probably ask "why" why all this, what's the purpose and such..idk, haven't thought about this too much because I don't really like religion. I hope there's no heaven/hell and it's just nothingness cause I'm for sure not going to heaven lol

 

[everydayiloveyou]

I'd ask if I could see what's happening on Earth, particularly with my family, and if He can make sure that they will be ok. I know thats two questions though lol

I'd stay in Heaven. I don't believe in Hell in the traditional sense anyways.

 

[watereyes]

can we play mariokart?

 

[Arrow]

i think i'd ask "why in the world did i have to go through all of that—what was the point?" and i'd also ask to stay in heaven because i mean, why keep suffering after all that suffering?

 

[Cry]

Following religious reasoning we will not go to heaven, so I think nothing ... :/

 

[Heart Shards]

I'd say I believe in God, but faith is such a difficult concept for me, it is responsible for a part of my madness.

 

[Bigpink]

I would say I don't believe in your sorry ass