Edward1
Meh!
- Sep 18, 2019
- 267
Christmas jokes so bad, they'll make you want to ctb.
What did the white snow say to the yellow snow?
'Don't take the piss'
What did the white snow say to the yellow snow?
'Don't take the piss'
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_Minsk
death: the cure for life
- Dec 9, 2019
- 1,028
Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? He had no-body to go with. 
charlottewilts
read Dostoyevsky
- Jun 15, 2019
- 494
here's a burn from my mom this morning:
"we're having calamari for Christmas Eve because i can't be bothered to make cod"
"oh that's fine by me, i prefer invertebrates anyways" (i hate choking on fish bones lol)
"well, you are what you eat"
"we're having calamari for Christmas Eve because i can't be bothered to make cod"
"oh that's fine by me, i prefer invertebrates anyways" (i hate choking on fish bones lol)
"well, you are what you eat"
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