Cat #1: What do you want to eat today?
Cat #2: I would like some tuna!
Cat #1: Oh, yes, that sounds great, but I want a live chicken.
Cat #2: You had that yesterday, dear.
Cat #1: So what?
Cat #2: Forget it. Let's pretend we are cleaning each other, and then we eat those weird humans when they sleep!
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