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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,736
I want to be able to hold a conversation with absolutely anyone
 
jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,736
Granted but you'll also feel how they feel, bad feelings included

I'd like to be able to implant ideas in people's heads
 
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Unending

Enlightened
Nov 5, 2022
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Granted but the opposite of each idea you implant will now be in your head.

I'd like to be able to always enjoy my hobbies
 
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,736
Granted but your hobbies will be really geeky

Superpower: not needing to eat
 
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Unending

Enlightened
Nov 5, 2022
1,513
Granted, but now you need to drink gross water

I wish I felt really good
 
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,736
Granted but someone else has to be made miserable

I wish I could sleep and wake-up whenever I wanted
 
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MentalStefan

MentalStefan

Loser
Jul 3, 2022
264
Granted but you will always feel sleepy

I wish I could instantly gain and remember all the knowledge accumulated by humanity yet
 
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,736
Granted but that includes every gruesome detail

Superpower: be able to magic up any drug from household items
 
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MentalStefan

MentalStefan

Loser
Jul 3, 2022
264
Granted but every drug you create will have an additional effect of causing stomach bloating and terribly smelly stomach gas

I wish I could make any two people fall in love with each other
 
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Dolphin55

Dolphin55

Member
Jan 7, 2023
178
Granted but everyone who you make fall in love will automatically hate your guts

I wish I could make hateful people become kind & empathetic
 
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,736
Granted but every time you do you'll become a bit more hateful

I wish I could think of somewhere I want to be and just get there instantly
 
bijou

bijou

meow meow meow
Jan 23, 2023
173
granted but you always end up 2.5km away

i wish i could be friends with spiders
 
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,736
Granted but they'll want to climb all over you

I wish I could be happy like I'm always on mdma
 
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bijou

bijou

meow meow meow
Jan 23, 2023
173
Granted but they'll want to climb all over you

haha jokes on u i want them to crawl on me :D

granted but every month u have one "bad trip" and you never know when it's coming

i wish i could shape-shift
 
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,736
Granted but you'll always have a tail

Superpower: be able to earn £1k for an hour's work
 
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mdmd500

Arcanist
Nov 29, 2022
446
Granted. But you can only spend $20 a day.

Superpower: To erase self-consciousness
 
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,736
GRranted but you'll make others uneasy

Superpower: to connect my mind to the internet without devices
 
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stermc

stermc

libertas quae sera tamen
Nov 24, 2022
946
Granted. But you will have all the informations that are on the internet spiraling on your mind all the time.

Superpower: to go back on time and give up on some friendships
 
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,736
Granted but you'll lose other friendships too

Superpower: wish I could cook food instantly with my eyes
 
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mdmd500

Arcanist
Nov 29, 2022
446
Granted. But the food will always be over-salted.

Superpower. To never feel tired when I wake up in the morning.
 
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,736
Granted but you'll be awake for 30 hours living 38 hour days

Superpower: be able to read as fast as a computer can load text
 
U

Unending

Enlightened
Nov 5, 2022
1,513
Granted, but you can also get malware, spyware, ransomware, and keyloggers loaded onto your human firmware.

I wish my death wouldn't traumatize my parents.
 
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,736
Granted but you'll be reincarnated as a tortoise

Superpower: never have physical pain
 
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stermc

stermc

libertas quae sera tamen
Nov 24, 2022
946
Granted, but all the pain that would go to your body turns into a new mental illness 🫠

Superpower: the ability to know how to play all the instruments without having to practice or actually learn
 
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M

mdmd500

Arcanist
Nov 29, 2022
446
Granted. But playing anything aside from The Macarena will result in a hefty $1000 fine.

Superpower: Being attractive to everyone you are attracted to.
 
  • Yay!
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,736
Granted but to everyone else you'll be the ugliest thing ever

Superpower: never be anxious
 
Unsure and Useless

Unsure and Useless

Drifting Aimlessly without Roots
Feb 7, 2023
275
Granted, but everyone within a meter of you will be extremely anxious and irritated

Superpower: Induce forgetfulness about a specific memory by wishing it upon someone
 
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,736
Granted but it'll cost you £1000 a time

Superpower: never be bored
 

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