Games You can choose a superpower but the first person to reply has to choose a side effect

[MothyCuddler]

That's mean!!!

Granted, but you also can only eat the bugs.

I can live with that :)

 

[jodes2]

I want to be able to hold a conversation with absolutely anyone

 

[sorrowful]

I want to be able to hold a conversation with absolutely anyone

side effect: you can only talk in rhyme

i'd like the ability of mind control

 

[jodes2]

Granted but you'll also feel how they feel, bad feelings included

I'd like to be able to implant ideas in people's heads

 

[Unending]

Granted but the opposite of each idea you implant will now be in your head.

I'd like to be able to always enjoy my hobbies

 

[jodes2]

Granted but your hobbies will be really geeky

Superpower: not needing to eat

 

[Unending]

Granted, but now you need to drink gross water

I wish I felt really good

 

[jodes2]

Granted but someone else has to be made miserable

I wish I could sleep and wake-up whenever I wanted

 

[MentalStefan]

Granted but you will always feel sleepy

I wish I could instantly gain and remember all the knowledge accumulated by humanity yet

 

[jodes2]

Granted but that includes every gruesome detail

Superpower: be able to magic up any drug from household items

 

[MentalStefan]

Granted but every drug you create will have an additional effect of causing stomach bloating and terribly smelly stomach gas

I wish I could make any two people fall in love with each other

 

[Dolphin55]

Granted but everyone who you make fall in love will automatically hate your guts

I wish I could make hateful people become kind & empathetic

 

[jodes2]

Granted but every time you do you'll become a bit more hateful

I wish I could think of somewhere I want to be and just get there instantly

 

[bijou]

granted but you always end up 2.5km away

i wish i could be friends with spiders

 

[jodes2]

Granted but they'll want to climb all over you

I wish I could be happy like I'm always on mdma

 

[bijou]

Granted but they'll want to climb all over you

haha jokes on u i want them to crawl on me :D

granted but every month u have one "bad trip" and you never know when it's coming

i wish i could shape-shift

 

[jodes2]

Granted but you'll always have a tail

Superpower: be able to earn £1k for an hour's work

 

[mdmd500]

Granted. But you can only spend $20 a day.

Superpower: To erase self-consciousness

 

[jodes2]

GRranted but you'll make others uneasy

Superpower: to connect my mind to the internet without devices

 

[stermc]

Granted. But you will have all the informations that are on the internet spiraling on your mind all the time.

Superpower: to go back on time and give up on some friendships

 

[jodes2]

Granted but you'll lose other friendships too

Superpower: wish I could cook food instantly with my eyes

 

[mdmd500]

Granted. But the food will always be over-salted.

Superpower. To never feel tired when I wake up in the morning.

 

[jodes2]

Granted but you'll be awake for 30 hours living 38 hour days

Superpower: be able to read as fast as a computer can load text

 

[Unending]

Granted, but you can also get malware, spyware, ransomware, and keyloggers loaded onto your human firmware.

I wish my death wouldn't traumatize my parents.

 

[jodes2]

Granted but you'll be reincarnated as a tortoise

Superpower: never have physical pain

 

[stermc]

Granted, but all the pain that would go to your body turns into a new mental illness

Superpower: the ability to know how to play all the instruments without having to practice or actually learn

 

[mdmd500]

Granted. But playing anything aside from The Macarena will result in a hefty $1000 fine.

Superpower: Being attractive to everyone you are attracted to.

 

[jodes2]

Granted but to everyone else you'll be the ugliest thing ever

Superpower: never be anxious

 

[Unsure and Useless]

Granted, but everyone within a meter of you will be extremely anxious and irritated

Superpower: Induce forgetfulness about a specific memory by wishing it upon someone

 

[jodes2]

Granted but it'll cost you £1000 a time

Superpower: never be bored