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On Replay

On Replay

What a day What a day
Sep 23, 2022
279
Side effect: duplicates your suffering in an alternative universe

Super power: be happy and content no matter what happens to me

Side Effect: You Laugh when people cry or hurt themselves

I'd love to be able to Shape Shift into any human or animal I wanted
 
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notmuchtimeleft27

notmuchtimeleft27

Neither Demon nor Human
Oct 4, 2022
49
Side effect: You're an animorph; you can only stay as another person or animal for 3 hours until you can't change back and fully become them.

Superpower: I wish I could always get the truth from someone in a few questions.
 
LesbianCarpetPython

LesbianCarpetPython

Smell lord
Sep 24, 2022
151
Side effect: You're an animorph; you can only stay as another person or animal for 3 hours until you can't change back and fully become them.

Superpower: I wish I could always get the truth from someone in a few questions.
Side effect: You forget the information almost immediately

Superpower: Eyelash man. I have the ability to get any person to get eyelashes stuck in their eye
 
  • Yay!
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F

Forever Sleep

Earned it we have...
May 4, 2022
11,508
Side Effect: You become confused that EVERYONE is flirting with you because they can't stop winking at you.

Superpower: You can shoot rainbows out of your hands.
 
U

UnlimitedPain

Looking For The End!!
Nov 5, 2022
317
Side Effect: The rainbow points to a pot of
Gold you will never reach

Super Power: Too Talk to Animals
 
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,736
Side effect: you'll always have animals pleading for you to end their suffering

Superpower: I want to be able to hibernate continuously
 
jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,736
Granted, but you can't stay on the ground when you use your powers

Superpower: I wish I could come up with graphic designs without touching software
 
T

Twntysvn

ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
Aug 26, 2021
207
Granted : but you can only design live love laugh posters

Superpower : i wish i can alter weather
 
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  • Yay!
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,736
Granted, but you will always have a tiny personal rain cloud just above you

Superpower: I wish I could make anyone happy
 
  • Yay!
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F

Forever Sleep

Earned it we have...
May 4, 2022
11,508
Granted but they will laugh at EVERYTHING from now on.

Superpower: Everyone in a ten mile radius of me starts being nice to one another.
 
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Shadowlord900

Shadowlord900

Seeker of Darkness
Sep 29, 2022
918
Granted, but everyone outside of that radius become more angry, hateful and aggressive.

Superpower: You get night vision.
 
jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,736
Granted but during the day you can't see cos it's too bright

Superpower: I want to be able to dance for 24h without drugs
 
F

Forever Sleep

Earned it we have...
May 4, 2022
11,508
Granted but you'll need to sleep for a week in order to recover.

Superpower: the power to control bumblebees.
 
Shadowlord900

Shadowlord900

Seeker of Darkness
Sep 29, 2022
918
Granted, but now you'll be constantly hunted down by their predators such as birds, wasps and spiders.

Superpower: You can make anyone within eyesight wet their pants just by thinking about it.
 
ger3172

ger3172

prove to me im not gonna die alone
Oct 23, 2021
149
granted, but you will be doomed to sense pee smell 24/7

superpower: you can use singing to hypnotize someone and make them do whatever you want
 
F

Forever Sleep

Earned it we have...
May 4, 2022
11,508
Granted but they will remember what you made them do when they are snapped out of their trance.

Superpower: You can make any traffic light turn to green.
 
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,736
Granted but you'll always have someone tailgating you

I wish I could socialise and network like a god
 
F

Forever Sleep

Earned it we have...
May 4, 2022
11,508
Granted but everyone will believe you are in fact a God and they will only communicate with you via hymns accompanied by tamborines.

Superpower: Time traveller: You discover the toilet at work is actually a time machine that only responds to you.
 
  • Yay!
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L

LonelyEmerald

Experienced
Nov 26, 2022
232
Granted but every time you use it you get covered in shit.
Flying
 
  • Yay!
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,736
Granted but you'll see lots of sad things in your travels.

Wish I could change my gf to be less critical and more caring
 
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L

LonelyEmerald

Experienced
Nov 26, 2022
232
Granted but now she pegs you every day. I wish I had a girlfriend
 
  • Yay!
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,736
Granted but she'll suffocate you with endless affection

I wish I had my own home
 
Isit

Isit

Member
Jan 5, 2022
38
Side effect: duplicates your suffering in an alternative universe

Super power: be happy and content no matter what happens to me
Side effect: You suffer from chronic diarrhea

Superpower: I can shapeshift into any person or object.
 
  • Love
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,736
Granted but you'll never be able to change back or to the same thing twice

I wish I could go to sleep as soon as my head hits the pillow
 
U

Unending

Enlightened
Nov 5, 2022
1,513
Side effect: You suffer from chronic diarrhea

Superpower: I can shapeshift into any person or object.
Your side effect is that every so often, the power will become defective and shift you into strange objects.
My super power is flying for transportation reasons.
 
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,736
Granted but every few miles you'll smash into something
Superpower: I wish I could get any free vinyl records of my choosing
 
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stermc

stermc

libertas quae sera tamen
Nov 24, 2022
946
Granted but you are now deaf.

I wish I could eat anything and not gain weight
 
M

MothyCuddler

Member
Jan 12, 2023
22
Granted but you are now deaf.

I wish I could eat anything and not gain weight
Granted, but you can't taste or smell any of the food.

I'd like to be able to control bugs, like in Worm
 

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