Method Yew tea guide somewhere?

[absolute failure]

I wanna make a yea tea and see if i can die that way . Is there a guide for this, can i just rawdog the leaves and die? Do i need to follow a certain protocol? Do I need to fast beforehand? Thanks for any advice and or resources, i am desperate and in need of some help :(

 

[Arvayn]

Trying to eat the leaves on their own is a horrible idea. If you really want to try it (I suggest you don't), you'd be better off mincing and crushing them.

Bioavailability of taxine B, the chemical that actually does the work, is quite high. Toxicological publications estimate that you need 0.6-1.3 grams of leaves per kilogram of your body weight in order to experience severe life-threatening effects; you'd likely want to go overboard and do at least double that to be sure.

The problem is that you don't have a way to know how much poison a yew tree's leaves actually contains. They're the most poisonous during the Winter, from November to January. Do you really want to take that gamble?

Consider the symptoms of yew poisoning. You're administering it through oral ingestion, so that means it doesn't instantly hit your bloodstream. You need to wait for hours as it works through your digestive system, during which the symptoms gradually ramp up, and your body goes on high alert to prematurely purge the poison. You'll be extremely delirious, shitting and pissing yourself, constantly vomiting, suffering from seizures, phasing in and out of consciousness, seeing shapes and lights-- and all of this for a very long time before the lethal symptoms even appear.

Fasting, like with most orally ingested drugs, helps them take effect quicker and is a good idea, but you'd need an extremely heavy dose of sedatives (barbiturates or research-grade benzodiazepines) to knock yourself out so you're not conscious for the torture, and antiemetics to prevent vomiting it all out, which WILL happen (and even then, it'll try to expel it through your feces and urine instead).

 

[absolute failure]

Yeah i have to take that gamble, because its the last resort rn, i am in big trouble irl and cant seem to find a way out. I weigh 53 kilos, so around 120 grams of the leaves should be enough. Is there a resource on this forum to show me some more steps? I am aware that this method is not perfect, but i am willing to take that risk.

 

[idontlikethehouse44]

hmm, I guess the leaves aren't it for my method then. Pretty gross.

 

[absolute failure]

Its not a really good method, but it has one thing going for it: i wont get into legal trouble for picking some leaves from the yew tree

 

[Arvayn]

Yeah i have to take that gamble, because its the last resort rn, i am in big trouble irl and cant seem to find a way out. I weigh 53 kilos, so around 120 grams of the leaves should be enough. Is there a resource on this forum to show me some more steps? I am aware that this method is not perfect, but i am willing to take that risk.

Well, just keep in mind, you will suffer A LOT and you're not guaranteed to die... Please consider that thoroughly.

This thread posted by someone else who made an attempt with yew will most likely interest you, it contains much information:

Yew attempt

I earlier posted a thread where I attempted ingesting tea made on yew(taxus baccata) I did so twice. Im not sure what if anything happened more than stomach issues because I went to the hospital each time (because I wanted to feel safe). I had the thread deleted because I felt self-conscious...

sanctioned-suicide.net

Sadly, there is no resource on toxic plants, since it is widely regarded that unreliable and painful methods should not be seriously discussed here.

 

[absolute failure]

Thank you very much <3 fate is truly something funny. I wrote this post after i went to the university cafeteria and then i went up the stairs and guess what: i saw some trees with a plate labeling them: taxus baccata. I found yew trees at my fucking uni. I went home with a smile :)

Well, just keep in mind, you will suffer A LOT and you're not guaranteed to die... Please consider that thoroughly.

This thread posted by someone else who made an attempt with yew will most likely interest you, it contains much information:

Yew attempt

I earlier posted a thread where I attempted ingesting tea made on yew(taxus baccata) I did so twice. Im not sure what if anything happened more than stomach issues because I went to the hospital each time (because I wanted to feel safe). I had the thread deleted because I felt self-conscious...

sanctioned-suicide.net

Sadly, there is no resource on toxic plants, since it is widely regarded that unreliable and painful methods should not be seriously discussed here.

Well, just keep in mind, you will suffer A LOT and you're not guaranteed to die... Please consider that thoroughly.

This thread posted by someone else who made an attempt with yew will most likely interest you, it contains much information:

Yew attempt

I earlier posted a thread where I attempted ingesting tea made on yew(taxus baccata) I did so twice. Im not sure what if anything happened more than stomach issues because I went to the hospital each time (because I wanted to feel safe). I had the thread deleted because I felt self-conscious...

sanctioned-suicide.net

Sadly, there is no resource on toxic plants, since it is widely regarded that unreliable and painful methods should not be seriously discussed here.

Oh holy shit, that person took such small amounts of yew leaves each time ofc they wont die. I will try to take AT LEAST 70grams if not more

 

[Scythe]

I did yew tea before, not painful at all. You might get a heartache and limb numbness but that's about it. Best to get some seeds with your leaves but that's optional. Also I used 2g/kg of leaves and 7 seeds/kg.

You need to first simmer them in water for 30 minutes at a temperature where the water steams but isn't bubbling. Dump the water out.

Then simmer again at a temperature where the water is barely bubbling and add alcohol this time.

You want a 10% alcohol solution with a bit of lemon juice or anything of slightly acidic nature so vinegar should be fine as well. This time simmer for longer, best to do at least an hour.

It is best to dry and crush whatever plant parts you picked beforehand but it is not necessary.

Ideally, fast for 8 hours or longer before attempt, and do it before you sleep. The effects will likely hit after you fall asleep. The main lethal poison slows your heartrate. I believe blood thickeners or blood thinner can increase success chance. Just don't know which one. Probably blood thickeners?