Why am I seeing so many Europeans in the results? Relative to the USA, you lot know how to actually run a country in a way that shows a basic level of intelligence. What's going on across the pond, I wonder?
Extremely well to live in Europe, if you are living in the western parts, are sound of mind, not come from any race outside being purely born in the country, are the stereotypical person and the stereotypical gender you are assigned, don't experience any shitty childhoods which are not taken seriously, don't have any illnesses that you can't afford to pay.
Just the usual, be born normal and functioning.
Edit about Eastern Europe since I haven't talked about it: You know you've got the formula down when you DEAL the bullying and low blows and are not at the receiving end of them, when you make a sexist , homophobic, transphobic, racist or an ableist joke and you get a little punch on the shoulder of approval and some dumbasses laugh and point at the person you made the joke off. When you sexually harass a woman/girl in public with your friends, etc. That's when you made it in (eastern europe) but the west can't be THAT much better and I'll just assume it's the same