What job do you have if you have one, and what job would you want?

[author]

I don't have a job. I've never gotten a call-back or an interview before, most jobs don't want someone physically disabled.

I really want to make a living wage off of my stories, art, music, etc. Just creative work in general. It's not really happening yet though...

 

[goingoutinstyle]

I'm a student right now, which I can't say I really enjoy but at least I get summer vacation.

My dream job currently would probably be to help design for makeup brands' new collections—things like color stories, packaging design, promo pictures etc. It would be even better if I could do it remotely while living in a small coastal town.

 

[Papaver]

I work at a history museum, which sounds more exciting than it actually is.

I'd rather be a part time worker/part time housewife, strangely enough. I enjoy homemaking, which is hard to do when you work full time.

 

[Yogobro298]

A job as an Actor or a Boxer is my dream job. I've taken classes for both but well...life doesn't always go the way you want it to sometimes.

I impulsively quit my job(I hated it) a few weeks ago and was dabbling into an old endeavor which used to be profitable for me but it didn't work out like I thought it would.

 

[TheHatedOne]

I don't work now as I'm studying and I don't really dream of labor, also considering how dumb and slow I am I don't think I'm fit for anything.

Though in the past I was salivating over the archivist job. Keeping track and reading historical documents and getting to know more things that most people don't know, reading intimate details of my country's history and not only.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I don't have a job anymore but ideally I'd like something similar to what I had before when I was working at my university where I just sat in an office in front of my laptop and did basically nothing because nobody showed up.

Either that or being a househusband as long as my kids themselves aren't too bad.

 

[coffee]

I'm an attorney in Brazil. Would like to be a personal trainer in US. It might sound crazy but that's what I want.
I wish everyone much more than you guys coulr ever dream about it. Best wishes and an aweeesoooommeee weekend for everybody!!

 

[TriggerHappy]

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my current vocation is the systematic destruction of my life due to lack of purpose or meaning.
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I feel I have the required life experience and skills to be a suitable & successful candidate should I be afforded the above opportunity.
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my aim / endeavor is the hope to end my existence

 

[Shadowplay]

I'm a stripper and sugar baby which I enjoy(as much as one can enjoy work I guess) which suits me and my current situation so have no desire to change jobs

Wow seriously?

 

[motel rooms]

Wow seriously?

I'm a stripper too

 

[Shadowplay]

I'm a stripper too

 

[motel rooms]

 

[brutalus]

Not everyone who goes to college goes immediately after high school and not all have to decide on a major right away.

Yes, being a teacher is/can be fucked up. I am a testament to this. I wasn't expected to shout at kids or remind them how stupid they were though. The schools I was at were zoos overall.

Anthropologist would be cool.

its worse in other countries where you dont choose a major, minor. you have to choose a career. i went to 3 different schools, studied 3 careers and dont work on anything related to them.

I make visual treatments for tv ads.

 

[xLosthopex]

Wow seriously?

Yep:)

 

[Shadowplay]

Yep:)

Get all types in this place.

 

[xLosthopex]

Get all types in this place.

What do you mean by that? I don't think it's particularly interesting or significant info

 

[Shadowplay]

Yeah perhaps not. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[motel rooms]

Get all types in this place.

Allow me to repost my reply for you:

What do I do for a living? Oh, this, that, and the other thing. I know gay/bi people who know g/b people who know g/b people in my city. I write & ghostwrite all kinds of crap, jokes included, & translate shit & occasionally do the kind of sex work I'm comfortable with. I sell my dick to old, ugly, closeted or socially awkward guys/virgins; sometimes I'll make out with a shy guy I like before I fuck him, but that's all. It's hello, put my money on the nightstand, bend over & enjoy my dick for 30 minutes, goodbye.

 

[Shadowplay]

Allow me to repost my reply for you:

What do I do for a living? Oh, this, that, and the other thing. I know gay/bi people who know g/b people who know g/b people in my city. I write & ghostwrite all kinds of crap, jokes included, & translate shit & occasionally do the kind of sex work I'm comfortable with. I sell my dick to old, ugly, closeted or socially awkward guys/virgins; sometimes I'll make out with a shy guy I like before I fuck him, but that's all. It's hello, put my money on the nightstand, bend over & enjoy my dick for 30 minutes, goodbye.

You strike me as the randiest person in your country!

 

[motel rooms]

You strike me as the randiest person in your country!

 

[Darkmoon Queen]

I wish I was intelligent enough to pursue a career in cybersecurity. It always interested me but I can't even get persistence working on Kali so what fucking hope is there. >.>

 

[Zzzzz]

I have a full time job called living. The pay sucks. The benefits are crappy. It's a highly coveted and over-rated position (imo). I don't think I have a dream job since I would be mentally and physically unable to do it. I often don't enjoy the things I enjoy!

 

[existtosuffer]

I worked as an Electrician until I took a break from work for a couple of years. It's not something I love. I don't even think doing something I really enjoy would help me either because my mental illness makes me get bored & depressed very easily.

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

Neet and staying that way. I can't do shit with my fatigue, I'm too stupid for everything, I can't concentrate or retain anything, I have no willpower, and I've flunked or dropped out of every single thing I've ever attempted.

 

[WaitingForTheBusInTh]

ITAD warehouse worker. I make $18.50 an hour (CAD) and the sales rep make $12 every time I scan a serial number. Still better than customer service I guess.
I'd love to work in something creative like game design or as an animator, except they're also paid like shit and worked to the bone.
I wish i could be creative or do good, meaningful work that benefits people. That's why I got my BBA with HR specialization. Then I realised that Human Resources needs to be renamed to Corporate Resources

 

[Celerity]

ITAD warehouse worker. I make $18.50 an hour (CAD) and the sales rep make $12 every time I scan a serial number. Still better than customer service I guess.
I'd love to work in something creative like game design or as an animator, except they're also paid like shit and worked to the bone.
I wish i could be creative or do good, meaningful work that benefits people. That's why I got my BBA with HR specialization. Then I realised that Human Resources needs to be renamed to Corporate Resources

HR is such a sham. Idk wtf I want to do, but I know I don't want to use my degree to do that shit.

 

[Makko]

HR is such a sham. Idk wtf I want to do, but I know I don't want to use my degree to do that shit.

Used to be they're just tired middle age women helping to do job interviews and typing up vacancy ads. At my organization the HR dept swelled to huge proportions and started to hog finances and take over strategic functions and make us spend billiable hours on answering their incessant bombing of "company culture" surveys. Lately they convinced CEO to built them a studio and started a freaking TV show where you have to obligatory watch these vapid bitches go on about "the latest going ons in the company" twice a week. And then dumb CEO has the nerve to complain about declining profit margins. Can't make this up.

 

[TheAmazingCriswell]

What I'd love to do:



What I currently do: