Method What is your method? Mine is jumping from the top of a Church

[Zaynaldeen]

I was looking for an exciting way to die, one that's quick, but not boring and dull and thus I have found the perfect method. I am thinking about jumping from a Church, the absolute top of a Church. The very top of a Church is usually really high and it's rather exciting to climb to the top. I realize not everyone can do this method because you need a bit of parkour under your belt. Nembutal is boring, it is expensive and I would be giving my money to someone else. Drowning seems painful and hyperventilation doesn't seem to affect me all that much. Overdosing on medicine and several pills is more likely to make me suffer than just kill me. Jumping in front of a train seems rather gruesome, my body would fly away. Not many methods seem all that fun to me. I have not seen this method yet.

 

[1234dave]

Sounds exhilarating to be honest.

Id have to be manic to do that though, would come easy when manic but not otherwise

I'm going for hanging I think. litertagure strangulation would be good but can't get it to work

 

[Phantom]

I want a quick and technically correct death. I'll hang myself with a long drop, in accordance to the British Official Table of Drops. The rope may be either in a proper noose or the loop will be formed with the help of a correctly sized karabiner. The other end of the rope needs to be tied to a bridge etc to ensure the space to fall. I will kill myself at night, to avoid anyone trying to save me.

I will go through the actual procedure on paper, to ensure that I do actually fall as long as I wish to, with the vector of my speed in right direction. I believe this is the hardest technical issue when using a bridge etc in favor of tools used for executions. I seek to both keep my body intact, to avoid any unnecessary gore and need for cleaning, but I need to snap my neck or I believe my death may not be quick enough. I've had enough courses in both physics and mathematics that I believe I can do the necessary work close enough.

My only worry still to be solved, which may force me to change the method if I care, is that the method will leave my body hanging somewhere in plain sight rather than dispose of it. It would be quite terrible to find a body on one's morning walk. The issue is, any other methods seem either more gorey, uncertain or painful, so long drop looks like my only current option.

 

[Karma]

Jumping off a church seems fun.

Jumping off a church that's being burnt down to the ground on Sunday mass while everyone is inside sounds even more fun.

 

[Zaynaldeen]

Jumping off a church seems fun.

Jumping off a church that's being burnt down to the ground on Sunday mass while everyone is inside sounds even more fun.

Don't give me any ideas.

 

[Karma]

Don't give me any ideas.

You're from the blackpill community? so you must browse websites like incels.is, lookism, or r9k.

I browse all three. And I have to say most people in those communities never do anything, they are all high inhibition meaning they say they will do something but never do it, it's the same reason most "average" guys can't get a girlfriend because they never bother even trying, mainly out of fear and anxiety.

If you genuinely wish to go through with this however I'd pick something less brutal, the amount of attention you get will not matter when you are dead.

But again, if you are surefire you want to do something this brutal you might as well try to paint a message for people to understand why you did it, or maybe even try to get them to see into your world and the way you view things.

The second option might help more people than you think, depending on the scale you do it on.

Lots of love, karma.

 

[whatever1111]

yay, I'm not the only church hater :) I use to phantasize I would hang myself from a balcony on the main square covered in the national flag. not since I became suicidal, dont know how to make a tie, not to mention a proper knot/setup

 

[BridgeJumper]

Would jump off the cathedral in my city but its towers are fenced :(