Method What is the least effective method of suicide?

[nothirdact]

Like it would put me in the hospital but not kill me/cause permanent damage.

Probably nothing fits that description but a girl can dream

 

[froggirl9000]

Living. Your body actively kills itself the longer you stay alive. In the business, we call this the "Old Age Method".

 

[flimsythrowaway234]

What's your goal or motivation? Getting people to take you seriously? A break from it all? I can't imagine a botched suicide would be a good solution to any problem you're facing.

 

[Fernanda1947]

Look here, this is very interesting and will answer all your questions.

Non-methods that should not be attempted

mod note: this has been added to the suicide resource compilation at the top. This has been made in response to the ever increasing amount of posts made about highly unlikely methods. Please read before posting about one of these methods or feel free to link if someone does post about them...

sanctioned-suicide.net

 

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Look here, this is very interesting and will answer all your questions.

Non-methods that should not be attempted

mod note: this has been added to the suicide resource compilation at the top. This has been made in response to the ever increasing amount of posts made about highly unlikely methods. Please read before posting about one of these methods or feel free to link if someone does post about them...

sanctioned-suicide.net

'Shld nt b attemptd'
'Shld nt b attemptd'
'Shld nt b attemptd'

Thse methds cn caus lng-trm damge

 

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hii!
ill be closing this since this is very dangerous to do and as already stated has a very high risk of permanent disability
making your life worse than it already is is NOT the answer
if youre looking for ppl to take you serious or to get help with your mental health there are many suggestions in the pinned section of the recovery forum
idk where ur from but there are therapists who can be very cheap and will take you serious and try to help with your issues
you can look for these therapists by typing in sliding scale therapists in your area who dont charge a specific price but its based on your income - some will even do it for free