And your and you're. I often see this on twitter, usually when some fucktard is making a nasty comment.
Good example, yes. There is one here too on the right of the comment/reply box.
The sound? I've never heard that one before
I was scared of escalators as a kid, didn't want to get sucked under. I mean, what sort of an odd invention is an escalator anyway? FFS stop being lazy and use the stairs.
Seriously, moving stairs, no wonder we are hurtling towards extinction LOL.
Oh a good one. The arseholes that actually put the dog poop in a poop bag then tie it to a fecking tree! WTF it's not a Christmas decoration you numpty! I actually collect them and put them in a bag and dump them in the bin. But really, better to just leave it or get a stick and flick it into the bushes than bag it up then leave it. It's only poo, it's not nice but it will have dried and crumbled in a day. Better to actually take it the fuck home. Grrrrr LOL sorry, really gets me angry.