Method Travelling to Warzone Countries

[deathisapanacea]

I have to CTB before August. I am too cowardly to pursue easy access methods like jumping hanging or train suicide. Don't believe in the efficacy of SN and don't have access to firearms. Am thinking of travelling to warzone/gun rife countries to see if I can pay someone to shoot me. Anyone else has such wierd thoughts ? Please message me.

 

[Paper_Cut_93]

I have to CTB before August. I am too cowardly to pursue easy access methods like jumping hanging or train suicide. Don't believe in the efficacy of SN and don't have access to firearms. Am thinking of travelling to warzone/gun rife countries to see if I can pay someone to shoot me. Anyone else has such wierd thoughts ? Please message me.

You're not the only one who has these thoughts.

The problem is that as a civilian, you can't get close to the front lines. I also see the whole getting shot thing as problematic. What's stopping him from just taking your money and then leaving you?

Save your money and your nerves. There are other solutions on this site, but unfortunately, none are easy.

 

[Halfhourdays]

Definitely, you are not alone in thoughts like these. Do you think you'd actually travel to a wartorn country?

 

[deathisapanacea]

Definitely, you are not alone in thoughts like these. Do you think you'd actually travel to a wartorn country?

I am not thinking about going to the Frontlines, obviously. I was thinking about going to ukraine. I heard Ukrainians have been buying up a lot of civilian guns since the war started. I thought I could get a gun from a private seller sans background check or get a gunonwer to shoot me for some money.

 

[MyChoiceAlone]

i suppose you can pretend to volunteer, get issued a weapon and diy. probably not that simple though... i've talked to a person who said they were ukranian. just fyi. (on this site if i need to clarify).

 

[Nobody'sHero]

Dude, travelling to war torn countries sounds pretty fun. Not the paying someone to shoot me part... I would go to the Russian embassy in my country and try to volunteer. Have some fun before getting insta droned on the front line, also, a payout to my family for volunteering and a possible new citizenship If I somehow manage to dodge the drones and air strikes. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[MyChoiceAlone]

Dude, travelling to war torn countries sounds pretty fun. Not the paying to shoot someone part... I would go to the Russian embassy in my country and try to volunteer. Have some fun before getting insta droned on the front line, also, a payout to my family for volunteering and a possible new citizenship If I somehow manage to dodge the drones and air strikes. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

yeah i think they have better aim.

 

[Nobody'sHero]

yeah i think they have better aim.

Russians?

 

[MyChoiceAlone]

no, you said you would go to their embassy? i was saying ukraninans seem to have better aim.

 

[Nobody'sHero]

no, you said you would go to their embassy? i was saying ukraninans seem to have better aim.

I don't know about that one... I'm down with the Russians.

 

[MyChoiceAlone]

I don't know about that one... I'm down with the Russians.

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that's cool. no argument here.

suggestion to op if i may; go a bit further. learn some key mexican phrases and walk into a cartel controlled city. they don't seem to be into torture as much? just business.

 

[Nobody'sHero]

that's cool. no argument here.

suggestion to op if i may; go a bit further. learn some key mexican phrases and walk into a cartel controlled city. they don't seem to be into torture as much? just business.

What... They are super into torture, like an unhealthy amount... Walk into a cartel controlled city dressed up as a DEA agent. These sound like jack ass stunts hahaha

 

[MyChoiceAlone]

What... They are super into torture, like an unhealthy amount... Walk into a cartel controlled city dressed up as a DEA agent. These sound like jack ass stunts hahaha

ok ok ok. i was talking about people they don't know. if they wanted to send a msg - i am sure they would. not to some unknown. probably would not waste time.

 

[Nobody'sHero]

Go to an explosive mine field and jump head first.

Hide myself inside the missile shell of a fighter jet, that way, when the missile fires I'm in it and able to steer that shit. Right before it explodes I would jump out and hit the nearest soldier with a drop kick. The velocity would be so high that we would both Disintegrate on impact, leaving a splatter of blood where he stood.

Go inside the nuclear load of an ICBM until I get enough radiation built up in order to grow 100 feet tall and be able to kick tanks and punch planes out of the air. The enemy army would need to get their very own 100 feet tall radioactive soldier and we would battle it out until one of us dies...

Build myself a suit out of stainless steel and go up to the international space station. I would drop from that height straight in the middle of united kingdom, that would sink the island...

I would fuse my DNA with a bears, making forest combat possible. Then I would go into the woods without the enemy noticing (thinking im a full bear). I Would then climb the trees and wait for enemy soldiers to pass by and maul them with my bear strength. I would then unfuse my DNA because I obviously do not want to be a bear my whole life...

Become the glitch (like wreck it ralph) and then go into the enemies communication systems and switch the language of all their shit to chinese, leaving them incapable of communicating properly and giving us a W in the war. I would then switch my own teams language because why not? There would be peace on earth because no one would be able to use their high tech shit.

 

[SomewhatLoved]

I feel like if you are willing to spend the time, money, and effort to do something like this you might as well just invest it in a more peaceful method like inert gas or trying to get SN or something

 

[deathisapanacea]

I feel like if you are willing to spend the time, money, and effort to do something like this you might as well just invest it in a more peaceful method like inert gas or trying to get SN or something

Inert gas set up looks like an engineering project and I am doubtful of SNs efficacy. Also, will we end up with liver failure after a failed SN attempt ??. However, If nothing else materializes, I will lean on SN.

that's cool. no argument here.

suggestion to op if i may; go a bit further. learn some key mexican phrases and walk into a cartel controlled city. they don't seem to be into torture as much? just business.

those guys are rough and unpredictable. I am afraid, If i go to them for killing myself, they will do everything other than killing me. Even Jihadis are better. Gosh it's so difficult to find someone who will just take the money and shoot.