I started writing this at about 6am before realizing I'm fucking up my morning walk
I posted this before going to sleep. Let me just review some of the answers because... really, the first one...
you posted this in recovery, so perhaps my idea of amphetamines would not be well received [...] but that said - my go-to is stimulants [...]
It's too damn early to cackle like a severely asthmatic witch!
ok, but seriously now, just to give y'all an idea of how much of a goddamn idiot I am...
have you tried modifying your diet? perhaps it could be a particular type of food (eg intolerance or autoimmune issue) / nutrient (too high carbohydrates or sugar, too few calories, healthy fats, or proteins, mineral or vitamin deficiency) or lack thereof that causes sleepiness. lack of iron and b vits can cause low energy, which is related to sleepiness - could be that?
I kinda can't. Kinda. All I have is frying pans. I suppose I can boil something in them if I add a shitload of water instead of oil, but even then, I'm a failure of a cook.
Last time I tried to actively cook, it was an omelet, and it friggin EXPLODED! God said I shouldn't cook!
Although now that I think of it, mineral deficiency can be a thing... I drink a lot of coke...
1) A large cold glass of water. As cold as you can get it, as much as you can get. Drink it fast. Not only will the cold temperature startle you awake (to a certain extent), the feeling of having a lot of water in your stomach will keep you awake and aware for awhile. Plus, it's just helpful to stay hydrated.
I'm trying this today. The difference between my fridge and freezer is roughly 1 degree. Fridge produces superchilled water. Not entirely sure which one is colder...
2) You don't have to exercise, but keep moving. Stretch a lot, stand up a lot, move around wildly from time to time. When I'm exceptionally tired, I'll find a private place (usually my bedroom) and just spin around or wave my arms around. If I'm sitting at a desk or otherwise incapable of moving dramatically, I stretch a lot.
This pissed me off. Not because of you, it's because of
me.
You know how they found the first Neanderthal with their back all bent, so for decades we thought Neanderthals were all like that until someone figured out he had... a hernia, or something, so his back was fucked up?
At no point of tending this faucet did I ever think "hey, maybe we shouldn't sit all fucked up, maybe we should do some stretching!"
I'm so pissed off at myself.
3) Give yourself time to just feel tired. When you're excessively sleepy, set a timer for 30 minutes, an hour, however much time you can afford, and just be tired. I wouldn't suggest sleeping. Instead, I'd suggest doing something that requires very little energy consumption. Watch a video essay, read a book, scroll social media, play a peaceful game. Let yourself just feel tired, do things lazily, blink slowly or be hazy/out of it. Whatever you feel while keeping yourself awake, just feel it. Don't bother fighting it, that's exhausting.
In a way, I do. This faucet has timers. After finishing 3 games I watch it crawl back up to when I can play these games. This is what I call "tending a faucet".
4) Eat something with a kick to it. Whether it's spicy, sour, bitter, or overly sweet, eat something that has a very strong flavor to it. My usual go-to is lemon juice followed by breath mints. Not the best flavor to experience, but it certainly keeps me awake.
That's... interesting... like, straight out lemon juice or is it somewhat diluted in water?
I mean, fresh from the lemon or some kind of concentrate?
5) Let someone know that you're tired. This might just be a personal thing, honestly, but it's helped me a lot for some reason. If someone asks how you're doing, be honest. Tell them that you're tired. For some reason, it makes being awake a lot easier for me, even if I'm fighting to stay awake with everything in me.
That one's definitely an odd thing to try, but considering thus far you've been completely correct (it's 18:13 as of writing this), I'mma conclude: Mr/Ms
@ancientstone, I'm insulted. Not insulted at (of?) you, I'm insulted of myself.
I've been busy with a thing I doubt I can say what it is as it may be against the rules, but I'd like to note something: everything you said is completely sensible and absolutely makes sense, yet at the same time, things I have not ONCE I thought of doing.
I'm... not sure how to end this, honestly...