Games The Vending Machine of the Universe

[Deleted member 19654]

Gets Boris Johnson.

Inserts a piano.

 

[SpinningSong]

Gets the meaning of life

Inserts fake news

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets faker news

Inserts tangled hair

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Gets Rapunzel

Inserts a clock.

 

[SpinningSong]

Gets less time to live

Inserts a Bitcoin

 

[LooksAtMoonDog]

Gets a Higgs boson

Inserts a nail-clipper

 

[SpinningSong]

Gets Nick Cave playing the "Higgs Boson Blues"

Inserts a tapioca pearl

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Gets a large lychee green tea with half sugar, less ice and boba pearls.

Inserts coffee.

 

[SpinningSong]

Gets high blood pressure

Inserts a face mask

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets hot.

Inserts a telescope.

 

[SpinningSong]

Gets the secrets of the universe.

Inserts a bottle of wine.

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets cheerfully drunk

Inserts a small, grumpy alien with only one tooth

 

[KleinerWolf]

*Gets a broken flying saucer*,
tries to fix/convert into a time machine

*Inserts a bottle of coke and a packet of mentos.*

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets big bang to universe where nothing went wrong and there is no Abomination

Inserts a nice hat

 

[SpinningSong]

Gets an ugly one.

Inserts love and support.

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets a whip from the devil's tail.

Inserts my head

 

[WitheringAway]

Gets a ponytail

Inserts eyelashes

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Gets a genie with three wishes.

Inserts my bath water.

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets a baby.

Inserts a kaleidescope.

 

[WitheringAway]

Gets HNO3

Inserts a broken nail

 

[KleinerWolf]

Gets a genie with three wishes.

Inserts my bath water.

Ha bath water.

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets a raven's claw

Inserts Gollum

 

[WitheringAway]

Gets Andy sarkis

Inserts a teabag

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets cucumber sandwiches

Inserts everyone

 

[WitheringAway]

Gets no one

Inserts a lipstick

 

[antigone_iris]

Gets fancy makeup

Inserts a cog

 

[SweetTangerine]

gets a clock


inserts a bullet

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets head blown

Inserts a rope

 

[antigone_iris]

Gets a chandelier

Inserts a lightbulb

 

[Soul]

Gets a weekend with the Art Martyr

Inserts a plate of jasmine rice