Games The Vending Machine of the Universe

[Deleted member 19654]

Gets Pinocchio

Inserts prunes

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Gets a healthy digestive system.

Inserts an operations manual.

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Gets a large screwdriver

inserts a giraffe

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Gets a zebra.

Inserts a femur bone.

 

[epic]

Gets thigh food.

Inserts global warming

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Gets a single ice cube.

Inserts leftover pizza

 

[epic]

Gets thigh food.

Did no one get this joke ?

Gets a single ice cube.

Inserts leftover pizza

Gets a warm microwaved pizza .

Inserts floppy disk .

 

[antigone_iris]

Gets Windows 95

Inserts a lens

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Gets a camera

inserts my emotions

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets a napkin.

Inserts my husband's glasses.

 

[Disappointered]

gets an X-ray

inserts Laura Palmer's diary

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Gets a lock of her hair

Inserts a tampon

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets cramps

Inserts pepper

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Gets salt

inserts a caterpillar

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets dragon

Inserts a Balrog

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Gets a lord of the rings dvd

Inserts shampoo

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets an itch

Inserts a scream

 

[Disappointered]

gets an operatic frog with performance anxiety

inserts a thought experiment

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets a lobotomy

Inserts 42

 

[antigone_iris]

Gets a jar

Inserts a bottle cap

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Gets an endless supply of beer

Inserts my annoying neighbour

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Gets his sugar bowl.

Inserts an empty ketchup packet.

 

[Soul]

Inserts an empty ketchup packet.

Gets a variety of condiments in cute jars.

Inserts tRump + all his enablers and sets the machine on wood-chipper mode.

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Gets a bottle of orange fake tan.

Inserts a serial killer.

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets the Abomination's house slippers

Inserts a toilet

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Gets used toilet roll.

Inserts bed bugs.

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets an itch.
Inserts a small demon.

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Gets a priest.

Inserts a bible.

 

[these_days9]

Gets depression.
Insert puff of air.

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Gets a smelly, eggy fart.

Inserts rotten food.