Games The Vending Machine of the Universe

[GinaIsReady]

Gets a perfect coif
Inserts a dog chew toy

 

[Eurus]

Gets a best friend
Inserts a crystal

 

[ArtsyDrawer]

Gets one of those weird chemical, possibly slightly radioactive crystals that feel a little tingly and will not stop glowing no matter what you do to it.
Inserting my soon-to-be overloaded stash of meds.

 

[Soul]

You Get a whole new identity.

*inserts an extension cord with no hole to accept a grounding bolt*

 

[Flightlinek]

You get a mild shock.

Inserts a Twix bar.

 

[BPD_LE]

You get a Twix McFlurry

Inserts Boris Johnson

 

[Wreck-it-Riley]

You get a visit from The Doctor

Inserts sonic screwdriver

 

[Soul]

You get a visit from The Doctor

Inserts sonic screwdriver

You get a set of Dalek salt & pepper shakers.

[inserts a tubful of jasmine-scented suds]

 

[kkatt]

You get used period pants

inserts a luxury jetski

 

[Soul]

You get used period pants

inserts a luxury jetski

You get tire tracks all across your back.

[inserts a Band of Gypsies 8-track cassette]

 

[BPD_LE]

You get a Machine Gun

Inserts a seagull with a gammy leg

 

[Empty Smile]

Gets seagull shit everywhere

Inserts ex-wife

 

[woxihuanni]

You get unexpected triplets.

Inserts a children's book.

 

[Soul]

You get unexpected triplets.

Inserts a children's book.

You get @Empty Smile's ex-wife.
[inserts some vegan lasagne]

 

[woxihuanni]

No no no! You get her off of me right back!

Inserts socks with cow pattern.

 

[BPD_LE]

You get ca-moo-flage knickers

Inserts the eye of sauron

 

[woxihuanni]

You get ruins and a red nightfall.

Inserts bird that wants to be scritched.

 

[BPD_LE]

You get a shredded chicken sandwich

Inserts a syringe containing a blended cucumber

 

[woxihuanni]

You get a raw vegan pizza.

Inserts a broken washing machine.

 

[epic]

Gets a 65 inch 4K ultra HD smart OLED TV

Inserts angry Gordon Ramsay

 

[woxihuanni]

Nooo! We don't watch TV, the laundry is piled high...

Gets an angelic grandma taking roast out of oven.
Inserts the tv back in.

 

[BPD_LE]

Gets a years membership to Chester Zoo

Inserts an empty bottle of vodka with a penny inside

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets a drunk elephant.

Inserts hand.

 

[BPD_LE]

Gets my hand

Inserts Brexit

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets error error error.

Inserts a handsome monster, crimson with fangs.

 

[BPD_LE]

Gets a contract with Pixar

Inserts one of those massive jelly fish (taking a while, it's big and squidgy, keeps falling back out)

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets Kraken (but of course).

Inserts Rincewind.

 

[BPD_LE]

You get nothing (zero)

Inserts a false sense of security

 

[woxihuanni]

You get a marshmallow.

Inserts a day-old baked potato.

 

[BPD_LE]

You get a prematurely aged Mr Potato Head missing a leg

Inserts the statue of liberty smoking a joint