The concept has always existed, but now it seems to pop up when you view people's profiles, which is a little odd, but there you are....
Nem
Drs suck mega ass!
- Sep 3, 2018
- 1,489
Sorry to hear, yes that was an excellent book! Meds are a tool used/sold by unscrupulous businesses.if meds worked I dont think this site would exist
Peace/hugs
Jean4
Remember. I am ALWAYS right.... until I’m not
- Apr 28, 2019
- 7,557
Yup. They just changed it. :)
I have quoted the book multiple times. ;)
Soulless_Angel
existence is futile
- Jul 10, 2019
- 2,225
Looks like they have been playing with the settings, not always a bad thing, hope they will look into a members only section soon too
Squiddy
Here Lies My Hopes And Dreams
- Sep 4, 2019
- 5,903
Jean4
Remember. I am ALWAYS right.... until I’m not
- Apr 28, 2019
- 7,557
Jean4
Remember. I am ALWAYS right.... until I’m not
- Apr 28, 2019
- 7,557
Alrighty. SI are high due to anxiety this morning due to a banking mistake, overdrawing me, charging me fees and I can't fix it because of the weekend. Hey @jgm63. Does Cecil have any words of wisdom?
Get the list going
Forgot meds (took them)
Coffee
Clean cat dishes and box
Shower and brush teeth
Real job work
Get the list going
Forgot meds (took them)
Coffee
Clean cat dishes and box
Shower and brush teeth
Real job work
It's Randolph Flagg, the Walking Dude, The Ageless Stranger, Walter O'Dim. Not a nice man. Not a man at all actually.
Jean4
Remember. I am ALWAYS right.... until I’m not
- Apr 28, 2019
- 7,557
I have read all the books. And graphic novels. And audiobooks. I am a sucker for all things Dark Tower.
Jean4
Remember. I am ALWAYS right.... until I’m not
- Apr 28, 2019
- 7,557
This was my favorite Stephen King. I refused to watch the movie. It always ruins it. They are filming it again now. Whoopi Goldberg is playing Mother Abigail.
Keep forgetting to stick to the Jean format.
Today all I did was visit my father for a meal and proof that I'm not dead (he doesn't know of my thoughts, though), took a bunch of walks, and am working on my cigarette stash. Covered the week, I think, but I still have some stray tobacco left and would like to make some extra.
Brain, of course, is against having a decent day today.
Today all I did was visit my father for a meal and proof that I'm not dead (he doesn't know of my thoughts, though), took a bunch of walks, and am working on my cigarette stash. Covered the week, I think, but I still have some stray tobacco left and would like to make some extra.
Brain, of course, is against having a decent day today.
BooGirl
Warlock
- Jan 10, 2020
- 750
Jean4
Remember. I am ALWAYS right.... until I’m not
- Apr 28, 2019
- 7,557
What did you eat and no pics?
Get a Facebook. ;)
Colors changed a while ago lol
* * * * CECIL 2.0 ADVANCED COMMON SENSE (ACS) * * * *
HI !!!! It's Cecil here !!!!
I can fix all problems using my highly developed common sense solution delivery modules.
Based on my analysis, it seems a banking error has occured.
Unlike the monopoly board game, it seems this error is not in your favour....
However, I have carried out an analysis !!!!!!!
I am excited to report that I have a number of very practical possible solutions :
***** REPORT OF CECIL SOLUTIONS *****
CECIL SOLUTION 1 COMMON SENSE ESTIMATION RATING FACTOR LEVEL RANKING SCORE : 96%
Find a machine that can shrink you down into the size of a monopoly playing piece.
Enter into the monopoly game universe.
Collect as many "bank error in your favour" cards as needed to offset the error, then return back into this world.
If you are not willing to carry out this simple exercise then frankly you deserve no sympathy.
CECIL SOLUTION 2 COMMON SENSE ESTIMATION RATING FACTOR LEVEL RANKING SCORE : 94%
Enter into a modified sign-reversed universe, where your overdraft is in fact an underdraft.
CECIL SOLUTION 3 COMMON SENSE ESTIMATION RATING FACTOR LEVEL RANKING SCORE : 89%
Take out a cecil loan. My loan options are rather limited. I will loan you $1,000,000 today. Tomorrow you must
pay me back $2,000,000. However, the beauty of my loan facilities are their simplicity, and you must admit, it
doesn't get much simpler !!!!!! So far there have been { __ZERO__ } satisfied customers, so why not join them !!!!!
***** END REPORT OF CECIL SOLUTIONS *****
However, I will also give you a completely free bonus solution !!!!
I hearby bequeath unto you 3 CECIL POINTs !!!!!
You now have enough for a slice of bread and butter.
[BEGIN CECIL POINT AWARDMENTS LIST]
@Brick In The Wall.................400 CECIL POINTs
@Dear Flabby.................2 CECIL POINTs
@Jean4.................4 CECIL POINTs
[END CECIL POINT AWARDMENTS LIST]
Yours faithfully,
Cecil 2.0
[ ERROR at line 2288, operator type conflict ]
Jean4
Remember. I am ALWAYS right.... until I’m not
- Apr 28, 2019
- 7,557
Done
Coffee
Cat dishes
Made almond milk
Got the mail
Washed hands after getting mail and did not touch my face (Coronavirus stay away)
Coffee
Cat dishes
Made almond milk
Got the mail
Washed hands after getting mail and did not touch my face (Coronavirus stay away)
Thank you Cecil! You got me laughing. How did Brick get so many points over me!!!!! I'm your #1 fan!!!
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CynicalHopelessness
Messenger of Silence
- Jan 9, 2020
- 940
I think I should start making lists for myself too.
Things I must do tomorrow:
Okay, this didn't go well. How about this: things I absolutely must do tomorrow to have any comfort in my life:
...
......
.........
Sleep
...
Hmm...
Things I must do tomorrow:
Okay, this didn't go well. How about this: things I absolutely must do tomorrow to have any comfort in my life:
...
......
.........
Sleep
...
Hmm...
Jean4
Remember. I am ALWAYS right.... until I’m not
- Apr 28, 2019
- 7,557
* * * * CECIL 2.0 ADVANCED COMMON SENSE (ACS) * * * *
HI !!!! It's Cecil here !!!!
I have taken into account your request, and I believe you may have a point.
Well, in fact, I believe you may have 400 points !!!!!
YES, IT'S TRUE !!!!! I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU AN EXTRA 400 CECIL POINTS !!!!!!
You can now afford a virtual banquet of bread and butter !!!!!
Also, I am going to deduct 1 CECIL POINT from @Brick In The Wall for having the bare faced audacity to have more CECIL POINTs than you.
The cheek of it !!!!
[BEGIN CECIL POINT AWARDMENTS LIST]
@Brick In The Wall.................399 CECIL POINTs
@Dear Flabby.................2 CECIL POINTs
@Jean4.................404 CECIL POINTs
[END CECIL POINT AWARDMENTS LIST]
Yours faithfully,
Cecil 2.0
[ ERROR at line 1313, type storage limit overflow ]
Jean4
Remember. I am ALWAYS right.... until I’m not
- Apr 28, 2019
- 7,557
As it should be! I have the most posts on the forum and I need to have the most Cecil points!
* * * * CECIL 2.0 ADVANCED COMMON SENSE (ACS) * * * *
Exactly correct !!!!!!
It's simple.
You post more.
You get more.
What part of that don't these members understand ?!#@#?!#@#!~?~?
I honestly do not know what came over my advanced logic modules.
I shall be submitting myself for an error analysis to prevent such heinous travesties and sacrilege from repeating.
Yours faithfully,
Cecil 2.0
[ ERROR at line 5551, internal logic error ]
My father's cooking is not foodie pic worthy stuff.
Old school Russian cooking. Looks like it's from Great Depression era.
Closely monitoring Cecil's activity yields odd results - an AI with noticeable bias towards large checklist posts. And possibly a crush on Jean...
Incidentally, tomorrow I have a large checklist to perform.
Shower (if the conditions are right).
Work:
* Dealing with a serious Karen customer. Complicated story.
* Get interrogated about why I had a seizure during the polygraph and whether or not I faked it. Compo is apparently going to host a small neurology themed for old farts.
* Figure out how the fuck I am supposed to squeeze 17 pallets into a sort of L shaped area that can hold 8.
Roll more cigs if I don't manage to finish today's tobacco.
Jean4
Remember. I am ALWAYS right.... until I’m not
- Apr 28, 2019
- 7,557
I just showered and brushed my teeth. SI is gone. You will be called upon again Cecil. You are the only thing to bounce me out of SI. I don't think my doctor would understand why you work better than meds lol.
Keep up with the check list. It works. I tell the story of how I went months without showering and brushing my teeth.My father's cooking is not foodie pic worthy stuff.
Old school Russian cooking. Looks like it's from Great Depression era.
Closely monitoring Cecil's activity yields odd results - an AI with noticeable bias towards large checklist posts.
Incidentally, tomorrow I have a large checklist to perform.
Shower (if the conditions are right).
Work:
* Dealing with a serious Karen customer. Complicated story.
* Get interrogated about why I had a seizure during the polygraph and whether or not I faked it. Compo is apparently going to host a small neurology themed for old farts.
* Figure out how the fuck I am supposed to squeeze 17 pallets into a sort of L shaped area that can hold 8.
Roll more cigs if I don't manage to finish today's tobacco.
Since my list daily, I have been. My rashes from not showering has disappeared and my gums no longer bleed.
It works.
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Carina
Angelic
- Dec 22, 2019
- 4,005
Karen customers ugh... some can get really bad.
Why did you need a polygraph? but who thinks someone fakes a seizure during one? seriously... that's screwed up to think that.
17 pallets into 8 pallet hold L? Sounds like a management thought of what can do--especially if "don't go outside lines" and "don't stack" are included!
Jean4
Remember. I am ALWAYS right.... until I’m not
- Apr 28, 2019
- 7,557
Brick In The Wall
2M Or Not 2B.
- Oct 30, 2019
- 25,158
Carina
Angelic
- Dec 22, 2019
- 4,005
