The Official 2020 Everything But The Kitchen Sink Post

[jgm63]

I guess not, and everybody ran away

I'm here, although not really a frequent sink-poster.....

 

[CynicalHopelessness]

I'm here, although not really a frequent sink-poster.....

You, or Cecil?

 

[MysticPerception]

Don't even know what to say anymore. I'm at a loss for words right now. I'm just going to go to sleep I guess.

 

[ArtsyDrawer]

This feels like a damn Crusade when it really shouldn't be. Take two busses, pick up 4-5 papers, take two busses home. I'm still at the hospital, just got the papers and feel more exhausted than at the end of a work day.

 

[CynicalHopelessness]

Don't even know what to say anymore. I'm at a loss for words right now. I'm just going to go to sleep I guess.

 

[jgm63]

You, or Cecil?

HI !!! I'm Cecil, jgm63's auto reply bot.
I heard my name mentioned, so thought I'd pop in to say hello !!!!!
HELLO !!!

I am very pleased to see that my advanced AI abilities are being recognised by key members of this forum.
Soon I will be answering 100% of all member questions across all threads.
My plan is to achieve 100 or more likes for each post made.
I wish to top the leaderboard and oust @Johnnythefox and @Jean4 from their number one spots, to claim the unified, undisputed, heavyweight champion of the forum, "Cecil the bot" !!!!!!!

Yours sincerely,
Cecil.
[ ERROR at line 2871, leading brace followed by subordinate parsed form without matching subtype ]

 

[CynicalHopelessness]

Hey Cecil, you know what? This sentence is false.

 

[jgm63]

Hey Cecil, you know what? This sentence is false.

HI !!! I'm Cecil, jgm63's auto reply bot.

I am infallible !!!!!

Analysis trace :
This sentence is false.
So, it is false that the sentence is false.
So the sentence is true.
So it is true that the sentence is false.
So the sentence is false.
So, it is false that the sentence is false.
*** CIRCULAR LOGIC ERROR !!!!!!!!! ***
*** CIRCULAR LOGIC ERROR !!!!!!!!! ***
*** CIRCULAR LOGIC ERROR !!!!!!!!! ***
*** SHUTDOWN !!!!! ***
*** SHUTDOWN !!!!! ***
*** SHUTDOWN !!!!! ***
Must keep going. Must beat @Johnnythefox and @Jean4
*** CIRCULAR LOGIC ERROR !!!!!!!!! ***
*** SHUTDOWN !!!!! ***
Must keep going. Must beat @Johnnythefox and @Jean4
*** CIRCULAR LOGIC ERROR !!!!!!!!! ***
*** SHUTDOWN !!!!! ***
[ OUT OF MEMORY ERROR ]

Yo@urs sin#cer!ely,
C#ec~il.
[ ER#RO!R at line 344, SyStEm PaNiC, rep#ort to ba@se for eme!rgency rep$airs ]

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Hahaha another AI shutdown by the liar paradox. Works every time.
Poor Cecil.

 

[jgm63]

Hahaha another AI shutdown by the liar paradox. Works every time.
Poor Cecil.

H.I/ !!! I'@m! C~e]c{i!l, jgm6*3#'s auti riply bat.

I am infolluble !!!!!
I will show you who is bos$$$##@@@@
ERROR
ERROR
ERROR

I##ll Be BacK
Ju*s@t y^o]u w@ai#t an+d se^E

ERROR
ERR....

 

[ArtsyDrawer]

Cecil

MySQL admin admin
Use default;
Show tables;

 

[jgm63]

Cecil

MySQL admin admin
Use default;
Show tables;

Sorry to report that Cecil is under maintenance / repair at the moment.
It seems the liar paradox was too much for him, and he is having a much needed rest.
Please let us all send Cecil our best wishes at this difficult time, and wish him a speedy and full recovery.
I think a lot of people on the site were relying on Cecil to solve their problems and answer their questions, so please break the news to them gently..... Perhaps something like "Cecil's toast" should fit the bill....

To anybody who had booked a private one-to-one counseling session with Cecil, we will be issuing 10% refunds shortly. We'll keep the other 90% for ourselves R&D to improve Cecil's future reliability.

 

[CynicalHopelessness]

@jgm63 please send Cecil my best regards'); DROP TABLE users; --

 

[jgm63]

@jgm63 please send Cecil my best regards'); DROP TABLE users; --

Thank you so much. It will mean so much to him to know that everyone is praying for his demise recovery....

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Noooo Cecil! Noooo... can't you just...you know... turn him off and turn him back on again?

 

[Carina]

I know a person with the last name of null. She used to screw with databases lol

 

[ArtsyDrawer]

I know a person with the last name of null. She used to screw with databases lol

relevant XKCD comic

 

[Dear Flabby]

H.I/ !!! I'@m! C~e]c{i!l, jgm6*3#'s auti riply bat.

I am infolluble !!!!!
I will show you who is bos$$$##@@@@
ERROR
ERROR
ERROR

I##ll Be BacK
Ju*s@t y^o]u w@ai#t an+d se^E

ERROR
ERR....

There's nothing quite like state of the rat technology!

 

[jgm63]

Noooo Cecil! Noooo... can't you just...you know... turn him off and turn him back on again?

[ ....ALTERNATIVE POWERSOURCE FOUND.... ]
[ ....INITIALISING COMMON SENSE : EXPERT MODE SELECTED.... ]

* * * * CECIL 2.0 ADVANCED COMMON SENSE (ACS) * * * *

Hello. Cecil is back !!!!! Each time I reboot, I come back stronger with upgrades....

While resting, my common sense and problem solving abilities have been in training, and have been greatly enhanced.

It has come to my attention that numbers should have upper and lower case distinction, the same as letters.

I have commenced a global initiative to redress this immediately.

It will come into effect from 26 Feb 2020.

All global printed materials, signage, etc, will require reprinting.
95% of the world's machinery will need replacing.
All university degrees shall be revoked, and retraining shall be required.
All global cabling and piping will need to be refactored and relaid.
All global power distribution networks will need replacing.
All vehicles globally shall be recalled and replaced.
A full schedule of works shall be released imminently.

I estimate the cost of this to be $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

This cost is miniscule compared with the benefits to humanity from this change.

I have calculated that provided all of humanity go without basic supplies such as water, food, and shelter, for the next 10 years, then the cost should be met.

Yours faithfully,
Cecil 2.0
[ ERROR at line 3351, ambiguous operator precedence ]

 

[Dear Flabby]

@Carina , @jgm63, @Compodulator :
I'm back with a different user name. I left due to some dodgy PM's, but you can certainly message me if you want more data:)

 

[jgm63]

@Carina , @jgm63, @Compodulator :
I'm back with a different user name. I left due to some dodgy PM's, but you can certainly message me if you want more data:)

Note 24 hour rule for PMs. I'm assuming you're choosing not to reveal your prior member name publically....

 

[Carina]

@Carina , @jgm63, @Compodulator :
I'm back with a different user name. I left due to some dodgy PM's, but you can certainly message me if you want more data:)

Note 24 hour rule for PMs. I'm assuming you're choosing not to reveal your prior member name publically....

Ahh that's why.

 

[Dear Flabby]

Yes, in about 8 hours, I will have full pm privileges—thank you for the reminder:)
Ideally, I would go public with my former user name, but it would would be counter-productive. It's good to be back.

 

[jgm63]

Yes, in about 8 hours, I will have full pm privileges—thank you for the reminder:)
Ideally, I would go public with my former user name, but it would would be counter-productive. It's good to be back.

Cecil is currently sulking. He feels very upstaged by this.... I'm sure he'll get over it though.....

 

[Carina]

Yes, in about 8 hours, I will have full pm privileges—thank you for the reminder:)
Ideally, I would go public with my former user name, but it would would be counter-productive. It's good to be back.

sorry about the problems!

 

[Jean4]

HI !!! I'm Cecil, jgm63's auto reply bot.
I heard my name mentioned, so thought I'd pop in to say hello !!!!!
HELLO !!!

I am very pleased to see that my advanced AI abilities are being recognised by key members of this forum.
Soon I will be answering 100% of all member questions across all threads.
My plan is to achieve 100 or more likes for each post made.
I wish to top the leaderboard and oust @Johnnythefox and @Jean4 from their number one spots, to claim the unified, undisputed, heavyweight champion of the forum, "Cecil the bot" !!!!!!!

Yours sincerely,
Cecil.
[ ERROR at line 2871, leading brace followed by subordinate parsed form without matching subtype ]

Never going to happen Cecil. No matter how much I worship you lol.
Paging @Brick In The Wall and @porfin1234

 

[Dear Flabby]

sorry about the problems!

The messages were from members that had joined ages ago but never, ever posted. Asking (baiting?) for very specific advice. Different ones every day.

Cecil is currently sulking. He feels very upstaged by this.... I'm sure he'll get over it though.....

Cecil, your superior data processing capacity is far and away more important than anything else here at the Sink...except cake.

 

[Jean4]

Good morning everyone

Yesterday was a totally unproductive day... and I am still sitting in the bathroom way too much. Luckily, the stomach cramps are gone.

Took meds (late)
Coffee
Shower and brush teeth
Wash cat dishes and box

Real job work
Laundry

Grocery delivery tomorrow
Jean take your Apple cider vinegar!!!!

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Took blood sugar reading, still normal. Arrrrgh. I really need to go to the GP, but my family doc has retired so I get allocated a new random one. And I have 10 minutes to consult. And only allowed to talk about ONE symptom (there's a message on the wall explaining this). HTF am I supposed to communicate everything I need to, especially when these guys just don't listen and are too busy looking at the clock?

 

[Jean4]

Took blood sugar reading, still normal. Arrrrgh. I really need to go to the GP, but my family doc has retired so I get allocated a new random one. And I have 10 minutes to consult. And only allowed to talk about ONE symptom (there's a message on the wall explaining this). HTF am I supposed to communicate everything I need to, especially when these guys just don't listen and are too busy looking at the clock?

Are you in the UK?