The Official 2020 Everything But The Kitchen Sink Post

[Dear Flabby]

Well done. At least you missed the soupy penis joke.

"Waiter, what's this penis doing in my soup?"
"The breaststroke?"
(Couldn't resist!)
I have the social sensibilities of a toddler.

 

[Morphinekiss]

Well done. At least you missed the soupy penis joke.

 

[Deleted member 14177]

It's been forever since I painted my toes. I'm no good at it but... *shrug*

 

[Dear Flabby]

Thankfully, I think I missed that as well. And no need to elaborate.

I elaborated. Cringe

 

[Morphinekiss]

It's been forever since I painted my toes. I'm no good at it but... *shrug*

Do it! Self care!

 

[Deleted member 1465]

"Waiter, what's this penis doing in my soup?"
"The breaststroke?"
(Couldn't resist!)
I have the social sensibilities of a toddler.

Good. So do I. I try to hide it but Carry On Films crack me up.

 

[Dear Flabby]

Time for a musical moment with Metric and "Breathing Underwater"

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Wow that's a lot of members on tonight.

Er... sorry...that wasn't meant to be another bad penis joke, honestly.

 

[Jean4]

Paging
@Brick In The Wall
@Sensei
@Raven Moon

 

[Deleted member 14177]

I'm actually going to class tonight. I hope you all have a lovely rest of your day/night!

 

[Jean4]

For those who aren't eating enough (like me) do protein shakes. I put strawberry syrup in this one

 

[BooGirl]

Classes done for today!

 

[Jean4]

Classes done for today!

Everything ok? What did you eat?

 

[BooGirl]

Everything ok? What did you eat?

Haven't eaten yet. My mom's making supper now.

 

[Sensei]

Paging
@Brick In The Wall
@Sensei
@Raven Moon

Still around. Friday tomorrow! :)

 

[Jean4]

Still around. Friday tomorrow! :)

Where have you been all day? @Squiddy is back!!!

 

[Sensei]

Where have you been all day? @Squiddy is back!!!

Work and other very uninteresting stuff.

 

[Jean4]

Work and other very uninteresting stuff.

Well, I was sitting here waiting for you as you see ;)

 

[Sensei]

Well, I was sitting here waiting for you as you see ;)

Always nice to see you around. :) Time to check out soon, though.

 

[Jean4]

Always nice to see you around. :) Time to check out soon, though.

Don't say check out. Say it's time to go to bed soon. ;)

 

[Sensei]

Don't say check out. Say it's time to go to bed soon. ;)

Right. Not a good phrase to use in this place. :)

 

[Deleted member 1465]

It's time to go to bed now.
What a weird evening. Barely posted anything serious. Weird.
Goodnight all.

 

[MeatPopsicle]

Don't say check out. Say it's time to go to bed soon. ;)

What if i am at a hotel?

 

[Jean4]

What if i am at a hotel?

I still need to tuck you in!!!

It's time to go to bed now.
What a weird evening. Barely posted anything serious. Weird.
Goodnight all.

Tucking you in

 

[MeatPopsicle]

I still need to tuck you in!!!

Tucking you in

If i am checking out from a hotel you still will be tucking me in??

 

[Jean4]

If i am checking out from a hotel you still will be tucking me in??

Yup! Part of my job description. There are two choices. Stay here with Jean... or go to Stan. If I tuck you in, I know you will be going home after your hotel stay. ;)

 

[MeatPopsicle]

Yup! Part of my job description. There are two choices. Stay here with Jean... or go to Stan. If I tuck you in, I know you will be going home after your hotel stay. ;)

Well going to Stan might not be a bad idea

 

[Jean4]

Well going to Stan might not be a bad idea

It's up to you.. and whether or not he accepts you of course. ;)

 

[MeatPopsicle]

It's up to you.. and whether or not he accepts you of course. ;)

Nice... at least you say it like it is. Stan got a hotel?

 

[Jean4]

Nice... at least you say it like it is. Stan got a hotel?

Stan's hotel it seems is my apartment. He floats around here enough lol.