Venting The Need for Revenge

[Spectre]

I hate that it seems like everyone can hurt me and I can't do anything to hurt them back. This is now consuming my every thought. My dreams are about revenge. I fantasize about hitting people on the back of the head with my water bottle and other less savoury things I'll probably get suspended for if I describe. I want vengeance so bad. But the only thing I've been able to come up with is a sad legal complaint that probably won't go anywhere. I hope it ruins their lives, though.