Discussion The Great Ant Uprising of 2046 [Megathread]

[Dysgenic Pup]

How much longer until ants dethrone us from the top of the food chain?

We have about 24 years left until human civilization falls apart (it's clear when studying trends in history and researching the behavioral trends of ant populations in recent years). When that occurs, we'll become enslaved by our ant masters (we already are, but soon enough it will be realized by all). I've seen the reports, ant colonies have united into an global federation. They are actively building expansive networks of tunnels underneath our feet. Ignorant fellas will say "we are much stronger, we have the tools to defeat them" but don't realize that they will weaken us overtime, they have 24 years to do so. Ants have been coordinating chaos to divide us humans (look around, their methodologies are calculated and effective). Divide and conquer.

This is the only reason I haven't ctb'd yet, because I need to live to see my prophecy become a reality.

 

[chocolatebar]

Not all ants join together. Actually, most ants from different colonies will fight each other to death. The ones who cooperate internationally are a particular species, originated in Argentina, if I remember correctly. They're some of those really small ants we see in our houses.

 

[odradek]

How can we accelerate this? Can we be collaborators with the ants?

 

[Dysgenic Pup]

Not all ants join together. Actually, most ants from different colonies will fight each other to death. The ones who cooperate internationally are a particular species, originated in Argentina, if I remember correctly. They're some of those really small ants we see in our houses.

Well, talk to me in 2046 and I'll be laughing.

How can we accelerate this? Can we be collaborators with the ants?

You're actually speaking to a 5-star Ant General. We could use double agents, please PM me.

 

[Smart No More]

Will they still going on kamikaze missions on flying ant day. If they each carry a small amount of explosives they might be able to take down the odd ice cream truck. Death by a thousand pops lol.

 

[Rogue Proxy]

 

[ClownMe]

I, for one, welcome our new ant rulers