The “admit something embarrassing about yourself” game

[your pathologist]

Currently I shower probably once a week. Sometimes not for two weeks.

I dont work, and i dont go anywhere so at least no one has to smell me.

 

[Sickofit]

Having a whiff at my own fart...

 

[Dani Paradox]

When I was a young child I used to get pimples all over my butt >_< thankfully it went away by the time I hit my teens lol

 

[SkepticalAsshole]

I always stick a little wad of toilet paper pressed against my asshole after taking a dumb and have done so for all of my life just in case...

 

[worldexploder]

Having a whiff at my own fart...

Lol who doesn't do that

 

[onamy]

This thread sounds like Watamote: https://myanimelist.net/anime/16742/Watashi_ga_Motenai_no_wa_Dou_Kangaetemo_Omaera_ga_Warui

 

[worldexploder]

Sometimes my groin smells like a va-jayjay....and I like it.

 

[The Blackangel]

I bought an airsoft gun and was shooting at cans one night from my computer room into my living room. As I watched the little plastic bb's shooting into the other room so slowly I got curious as to how powerful the gun actually was. So I cocked it, put it against the skin and intentionally shot myself in the leg. Those things are stronger than they look.

 

[DeletedUser4739]

I have cheated on everyone I have ever been with.

Wow. I deserve to be here.

Same here. To be fair, several of them were cheating too

 

[DeletedUser4739]

I bought an airsoft gun and was shooting at cans one night from my computer room into my living room. As I watched the little plastic bb's shooting into the other room so slowly I got curious as to how powerful the gun actually was. So I cocked it, put it against the skin and intentionally shot myself in the leg. Those things are stronger than they look.

Yes, they are! As a child, my Dad was trying to impress a girl. He shot a metal bb into a trash can, it bounced off and back on him. Humilating and painful...ugh.

 

[The Blackangel]

I don't want to deviate from the conversation but I have to ask this. What is CTB? I've never seen the acronym.

 

[DeletedUser4739]

Maybe it won't sound very embarrassing, but I hate myself for this weakness. I am very ashamed that almost in every person I meet or interact closely lately, I begin to see a person who can save me. It's good that I can tell myself in time something like "Only N. can save you, stupid b*tch."

I'm struggling to manage this feeling as well. Fortunately, I rarely meet people these days.

 

[DeletedUser4739]

I don't want to deviate from the conversation but I have to ask this. What is CTB? I've never seen the acronym.

Welcome :) I wondered the same thing. Catch The Bus aka To suicide.

 

[worldexploder]

When I was about 4 or 5, I wanted attention and noticed that all the adults seemed to favour babies, so one day I got the brilliant idea that I was going to act like a baby... like, go ALL OUT. I knew that babies wore diapers but I obviously didn't have any, so I made a diaper out of construction paper and decided to test it out -- and I ended up peeing all over the floor. You could say my mom was... pissed.

Haha that's cute

 

[littlelungs]

I always stick a little wad of toilet paper pressed against my asshole after taking a dumb and have done so for all of my life just in case...

So you're... skeptical... of your asshole.

Fuck. I'll show myself out.

 

[worldexploder]

I can beat yours but I won't say what I did lol!

The suspense is killing me haha

 

[Final Escape]

The suspense is killing me haha

It was absolutely disgusting lol! I didn't eat poop or anything.

 

[worldexploder]

It was absolutely disgusting lol! I didn't eat poop or anything.

Lol well I guess I'll make up a funny scenario in my own head of what ya did.

 

[littlelungs]

My entire life is one big collection of embarrassing stuff, so I just remembered another:

One time I snorted pre-workout powder off a toilet seat. It's not like I was 14 years old at a rave or something and trying to get a cheap, sub-par high -- no, I was 22 years old and in my own home, and I knew it wouldn't do much, but the alternative was acting like an adult and dealing with my emotions in a healthy way. Can't have that, obviously. /s

 

[Safi]

When I was 14, stupid and suicidal I drank a bottle cap of bleach, ingested batteries/a piece of glass, and huffed lighter fluid so I'd asphyxiate.

 

[worldexploder]

When I was 14, stupid and suicidal I drank a bottle cap of bleach, ingested batteries/a piece of glass, and huffed lighter fluid so I'd asphyxiate.

Holy shit! Did it do permanate damage?

 

[Safi]

No, I had to vomit immediately after the bleach went down my throat so the damage wasn't very serious and only temporary. The glass piece wasn't sharp enough so nothing happened. The batteries were lithium coin cells and didn't cause any harm either.

 

[weedoge]

This is really hard to admit -

When I was 14 I took a mirror to my butt, bent over, and watched myself do number 2 ugh god!

You reminded about mine which isn't much better, once when I was... I'm not sure what age I was, young or pre-teen but old enough to know better. I was preparing for my first ever piano exam, stood talking to my mother and just literally shit myself. Humiliating as fuck but I think when you've humiliated yourself often enough it kinda desensitises you..

 

[Terminally drunk]

i was humping the floor in class at primary school. an i just couldn't stop... so got sent to principal. i was such a skitzo now that i think about it. i shat an pissed myself in my twenties from drinking way too much. that was bad. and umm everything else i did drunk was god dam cringe worthy.

 

[worldexploder]

i was humping the floor in class at primary school. an i just couldn't stop... so got sent to principal. i was such a skitzo now that i think about it. i shat an pissed myself in my twenties from drinking way too much. that was bad. and umm everything else i did drunk was god dam cringe worthy.

I shit and myself a couple months ago from drinking too much lol

 

[longingforrelease]

Cuz I'm a piece of shit?
Just poor self control. Something happens with someone and instead of going, I should wait and break up with my significant other... you dont. You do the thing. Then you feel bad. Or not.
For me its happened mostly while drunk.
Mostly in long distance relationships.
Dont worry, I plan on killing myself.

I have a history of cheating as well. Girlfriends and even my ex-wife, whom I loved a great deal and still do. I've often thought about why and it may simply be that I'm just a dick. But I also wonder if my secret feelings of inadequacy (not feeling attractive enough) made it impossible to say no whenever an attractive woman made it clear we could sleep together. Later, when I went on an extended manic-induced period of hypersexuality, well that was just another thing altogether. I was addicted to escorts and porn and all that. I've learned a fair amount about hypersexuality and causes many people who have it to cheat on their partners... But again, it may simply be that I'm just a dick who still professes to have a moral code.

 

[52shriek]

When I was 13 or so, I sprained my wrist and since I hated gym class, I was happy about it. But when it healed and I was supposed to go back to gym class, I took a hammer and hit my sprained hand with it until I was reasonably sure I damaged it. Got out of gym class for another couple months.
Doctors were baffled that the small bones I fractured that way had nothing to do with a sprain, but nobody looked into it, really.

 

[ArtsyDrawer]

Sometimes I put lemon and herbal tea in my coffee

I find it weird more from a flavor standpoint. Really bitter + lemony + bitter and kind of... borthy..?
Then again, I can hurt myself really bad with coffee, so I avoid caffeine heavy stuff like plague.

As for me... I like wearing high heels. I'm a guy. Some are just weirdly comfortable and very pleasant to wear, even though women complain how 6" heels are murder for legs. Some are, though.

 

[Red star]

I find it weird more from a flavor standpoint. Really bitter + lemony + bitter and kind of... borthy..?
Then again, I can hurt myself really bad with coffee, so I avoid caffeine heavy stuff like plague.

As for me... I like wearing high heels. I'm a guy. Some are just weirdly comfortable and very pleasant to wear, even though women complain how 6" heels are murder for legs. Some are, though.

It is lol it tastes.. interesting. I usually don't have creamer or milk anyways and its not like black tastes great either so. The lemon is to negate the acidity from coffee and the tea is to be relaxed. The effects are pretty awesome compared to just regular coffee.

Woot lets see you strut in them heals : )

 

[ArtsyDrawer]

It is lol it tastes.. interesting. I usually don't have creamer or milk anyways and its not like black tastes great either so. The lemon is to negate the acidity from coffee and the tea is to be relaxed. The effects are pretty awesome compared to just regular coffee.

Woot lets see you strut in them heals : )

I have one pair that's really sexy, but makes me walk like a veolciraptor learning how to balance itself.
The other is actually HIGHER, yet extremely comfortable.
Losing a bet in the warehouse taught me Michael Kors should be making "work heels" or some shit. Took a bit of time to understand how I'll be standing and lifting it, but eventually managed to pick up (deadlift?) a 60-ish kg box wearing stilts. To compare, I can pick up about 40kg, but that turns me red and might get me to shit myself. lol