Johnnythefox
Que sera sera
- Nov 11, 2018
- 3,129
"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need! My name in print! That really makes somebody! Things are going to start happening to me now."
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gingerplum
Enlightened
- Nov 5, 2018
- 1,450
"I've got a head for business, and a bod for sin" .
Whatshername
That Ghost Lady on the Hill
- Dec 14, 2018
- 1,352
"I am Groot" (take that as you will :)
Smilla
Visionary
- Apr 30, 2018
- 2,549
"You killed her because all of you went crazy"
Johnnythefox
Que sera sera
- Nov 11, 2018
- 3,129
Wait until Biggus Dickus hears of this!
Whatshername
That Ghost Lady on the Hill
- Dec 14, 2018
- 1,352
"We all go a little mad sometimes."
gingerplum
Enlightened
- Nov 5, 2018
- 1,450
"We're all mad here".
Johnnythefox
Que sera sera
- Nov 11, 2018
- 3,129
He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called. She's called incontinentia, Incontinentia Buttocks.
Smilla
Visionary
- Apr 30, 2018
- 2,549
"Wendy, stop swinging the bat"
Sundayafternoon
Cosmic panic
- May 18, 2018
- 394
LARRY: She doesn't want to be happy.
DAN: Everybody wants to be happy.
LARRY: Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm their depression. If they were happy, they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live, which can be depressing.
DAN: Everybody wants to be happy.
LARRY: Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm their depression. If they were happy, they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live, which can be depressing.
Johnnythefox
Que sera sera
- Nov 11, 2018
- 3,129
Alright, I AM the messiah! Now, FUCK OFF!
Smilla
Visionary
- Apr 30, 2018
- 2,549
"What, then, day jobs?"
Whatshername
That Ghost Lady on the Hill
- Dec 14, 2018
- 1,352
"24 hours a day, seven days a week. No job is too big, no fee is too large."
Lra888
Enlightened
- Sep 30, 2018
- 1,140
"Kinda hot in these rhinos"
Jen Erik
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- Oct 12, 2018
- 637
"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
Lra888
Enlightened
- Sep 30, 2018
- 1,140
RbnHopeless
Member
- Sep 19, 2018
- 50
Johnnythefox
Que sera sera
- Nov 11, 2018
- 3,129
"I think you're all f--ked in the head. We're ten hours from the f--kin' fun park and you want to bail out. Well, I'll tell ya somethin'. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much f--king fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our god-damn smiles. You'll be whistlin' 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! Ha, ha, ha. I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy S--t!"
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iHeartRockArt
Wizard
- Sep 21, 2018
- 608
Johnnythefox
Que sera sera
- Nov 11, 2018
- 3,129
"You are the greatest lover I've ever had."
- "Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone."
- "Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone."
"Alright, Alright, Alright"
Lra888
Enlightened
- Sep 30, 2018
- 1,140
"I'm writing a Shindlers List"
Lra888
Enlightened
- Sep 30, 2018
- 1,140
"Titanic! Titanic! Titanic! Titanic! Titanic! "
Lra888
Enlightened
- Sep 30, 2018
- 1,140
gingerplum
Enlightened
- Nov 5, 2018
- 1,450
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
Johnnythefox
Que sera sera
- Nov 11, 2018
- 3,129
- "I had no idea you could milk a cat."
- "Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples."
- "I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"
- "Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples."
- "I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"
Meeseeks
Student
- Nov 15, 2018
- 100
"I think human consciousness, is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware, nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself, we are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self; an accretion of sensory, experience and feeling, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody is nobody. Maybe the honorable thing for our species to do is deny our programming, stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction, one last midnight - brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal."
Lra888
Enlightened
- Sep 30, 2018
- 1,140
RbnHopeless
Member
- Sep 19, 2018
- 50
"Goddamn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war... Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."
Johnnythefox
Que sera sera
- Nov 11, 2018
- 3,129
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future.
Choose life.
Choose your future.
Choose life.
