NSFW Suicide Pickup Lines

[NeedToD]

It's knife to meet you...

 

[almost_dead]

Let's go hang together.
Let's open up to one another.
Wanna ride the rails with me?
(Not completely sure if they are any good)

They are pure gold LOL .

 

[Xiaomi]

Hay girl, are you crippling depression? Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!

 

[SnowWhite]

Are you SN? Because I'll finally be happy with you inside me

oh god I need a shower just for typing that

 

[lotus11]

mmmm yeah baby I want you to choke me till I scream! (...and then even more till I stop and am totally silent and have stopped breathing completely.Thanks.)

 

[Xiaomi]

You can't spell suicide without U and I.

 

[puppy9]

Are you a suicide bomber?
Because you have blown me away.

 

[NodusTollens]

mines bigger View attachment 41986

The tiny hand. DFKM. (⌒▽⌒）
Love it.

 

[Life_and_Death]

The tiny hand. DFKM. (⌒▽⌒）
Love it.

normal sized hand, thats just a big rope lol

 

[NodusTollens]

normal sized hand, thats just a big rope lol

Really? lol. Even better. Dunno why, but that one made my day.

 

[mahakaliSS_MahaDurga]

You can't spell suicide without U and I.

Haha, love it.