Spam Train, anything that doesn't fit in the user discussion thread

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[Johnnythefox]

There's a few of us that like to hang out here from time to time.

 

[Thewhowithin69]

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Hahaha I had this t-shirt when I was in college (it was a Christian college) I didn't last there long but I fucking loved this shirt!! Good times....

 

[Johnnythefox]

 

[WayOut]

Johnny, the "sponsored items related to this product". The first two items. And choc, milk and sugar for the tea.

My question about toast has been answered by this reliable source. No scrape of butter, and sadly, not even the tiniest morsel of maramlade. And, and... there's also a red toaster! *

*I think this will clear up *someone's* confusion about what's bread and what's toast @therhydler

(Johnny, very cute, love the comments!)

 

[Johnnythefox]

Johnny, the "sponsored items related to this product". The first two items. And choc, milk and sugar for the tea.

My question about toast has been answered by this reliable source. No scrape of butter, and sadly, not even the tiniest morsel of maramlade. And, and... there's also a red toaster! *

*I think this will clear up *someone's* confusion about what's bread and what's toast @therhydler

(Johnny, very cute, love the comments!)

Thanks, butter portions are the third item.

 

[WayOut]

Thanks, butter portions are the third item.

'k, thx.

Will a blue toaster do? Also, can you make suitable toast by holding a piece of bread by a fork over a gas burner? I had to do this a lot when I was younger. I had a toaster, and the element on one side broke. I joined it up by twitching the ends together. It lasted for years because every time the element burned out, I took the shortened ends and twitched them together to make the circuit. Eventually, one side only had a short strand of stretched element wire, so while the good side of the bread was nicely toasted, the other side only had a slightly brown line of almost toast. In truth, it was nothing more than singed bread.

If this is a problem, do you recommend I purchase a new red toaster?

Also, do you have to use butter in individually wrapped portions, or can you wing it and scoop an approximate amount of butter out of a tub? I don't want to ruin everything.

 

[Johnnythefox]

'k, thx.

Will a blue toaster do? Also, can you make suitable toast by holding a piece of bread by a fork over a gas burner? I had to do this a lot when I was younger. I had a toaster, and the element on one side broke. I joined it up by twitching the ends together. It lasted for years because every time the element burned out, I took the shortened ends and twitched them together to make the circuit. Eventually, one side only had a short strand of stretched element wire, so while the good side of the bread was nicely toasted, the other side only had a slightly brown line of almost toast. In truth, it was nothing more than singed bread.

If this is a problem, do you recommend I purchase a new red toaster?

Also, do you have to use butter in individually wrapped portions, or can you wing it and scoop an approximate amount of butter out of a tub? I don't want to ruin everything.

According to Exit int, a good quality toaster should be used to avoid any unnecessary problems, it is recommended that you purchase the Max Dog model from the website, available in various colours. It is also imperative that good quality bread be used in order to avoid unnecessary interactions, again this can be purchased from the Max Dog website. Regarding butter, good quality Irish or New Zealand portions are also available from the website, butter portions are advised to limit the risk of weight gain. Similarly milk portions and sugar sachets can all be purchased from the Max Dog website as well as a chocolate or two.

There will be a new chapter covering this in the forthcoming PPeH, and those attending the workshop can take lessons on the Toast making method from Mrs McGlumphey, editor of the Professional Toast makers monthly magazine.

Miss Idrinka Lottoff, former tea lady at the KGB will be discussing the various types of tea available and making suggestions as to which may be suitable for you, their own brand Max Dog tea bags are also available from the website, there is a 10% discount coupon in the forthcoming edition of the PPeH.

I would recommend a Megathread to discuss the above which should be pinned and added to resources.

 

[Morpheus]

Error 522-- I've been getting this for the past 3 days; anyone else?
When I finally reach the site, I find I've been logged out?

 

[JustAboutDone]

Johnny, the "sponsored items related to this product". The first two items. And choc, milk and sugar for the tea.

My question about toast has been answered by this reliable source. No scrape of butter, and sadly, not even the tiniest morsel of maramlade. And, and... there's also a red toaster! *

*I think this will clear up *someone's* confusion about what's bread and what's toast @therhydler

(Johnny, very cute, love the comments!)

Am concerned - I don't like marmalade. Is Nutella an option? And I'm currently 'off' toast so can I have a brioche?

Asking for a friend

 

[JustAboutDone]

According to Exit int, a good quality toaster should be used to avoid any unnecessary problems, it is recommended that you purchase the Max Dog model from the website, available in various colours. It is also imperative that good quality bread be used in order to avoid unnecessary interactions, again this can be purchased from the Max Dog website. Regarding butter, good quality Irish or New Zealand portions are also available from the website, butter portions are advised to limit the risk of weight gain. Similarly milk portions and sugar sachets can all be purchased from the Max Dog website as well as a chocolate or two.

There will be a new chapter covering this in the forthcoming PPeH, and those attending the workshop can take lessons on the Toast making method from Mrs McGlumphey, editor of the Professional Toast makers monthly magazine.

Miss Idrinka Lottoff, former tea lady at the KGB will be discussing the various types of tea available and making suggestions as to which may be suitable for you, their own brand Max Dog tea bags are also available from the website, there is a 10% discount coupon in the forthcoming edition of the PPeH.

I would recommend a Megathread to discuss the above which should be pinned and added to resources.


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Genuinely rofl laughing!!! Totally needs a Resource: Megathread

 

[lemmeeleev]

Error 522-- I've been getting this for the past 3 days; anyone else?
When I finally reach the site, I find I've been logged out?

Same

 

[JustAboutDone]

Thanks, butter portions are the third item.

You forgot the Mellow Birds...

Catastrophic

 

[WayOut]

According to Exit int, a good quality toaster should be used to avoid any unnecessary problems, it is recommended that you purchase the Max Dog model from the website, available in various colours. It is also imperative that good quality bread be used in order to avoid unnecessary interactions, again this can be purchased from the Max Dog website. Regarding butter, good quality Irish or New Zealand portions are also available from the website, butter portions are advised to limit the risk of weight gain. Similarly milk portions and sugar sachets can all be purchased from the Max Dog website as well as a chocolate or two.

There will be a new chapter covering this in the forthcoming PPeH, and those attending the workshop can take lessons on the Toast making method from Mrs McGlumphey, editor of the Professional Toast makers monthly magazine.

Miss Idrinka Lottoff, former tea lady at the KGB will be discussing the various types of tea available and making suggestions as to which may be suitable for you, their own brand Max Dog tea bags are also available from the website, there is a 10% discount coupon in the forthcoming edition of the PPeH.

I would recommend a Megathread to discuss the above which should be pinned and added to resources.


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Oh hai again and thx for information. I was happy with everything in the Max Dog portion controlled range until I noticed the tea. The tea is very upsetting. I use tea bags but these are not tea bags. They are tea pyramids. I'm not an idiot I can tell the difference. I once bought tea pyramids by accident. I didn't know until I opened the packet, all ready for a cup of tea, and I was so shocked I had to take 8 1/2 valium tablets with a swig of vodka and this was so awful because I hate vodka I prefer Scotch but I had accidentally drunk all the Scotch the night before. Then I sat there for hours looking at the tea pyramids and crying. I lost the strength to go on. The memory haunts me to this day.

Also, the tea in those pyramids looks funny. That's not tea leaves in there. It's bit's of broken up straw. I think this Max Dog product is a fake. It's Fake Tea. I think you are really PN and you are using this forum to sell your Fake Tea. You think we are idiots here? No sir, we are not. Kindly fuck off with your crummy Max Dog Fake Tea pyramids.

 

[Johnnythefox]

I think this Max Dog product is a fake. It's Fake Tea.

This tea is grown in the land of a thousand dances and hand picked by blind eunuchs, it's then packaged by the sisters of the ancient order of bum sniffers.
PN counts the holes in every individual pyramid, the pyramid represents life in all forms and is symbolic of the organisations ethos.
Other shaped tea bags and their content contain substances which are targeted at specific groups in society, I don't want to say too much about this as I've heard a rumour that the illuminati control all this and use the profits to purchase luxury hand made underwear on the slightly darker than black Web.
Just be careful as instant coffee is also part of their scheme for world domination.

 

[WayOut]

This tea is grown in the land of a thousand dances and hand picked by blind eunuchs, it's then packaged by the sisters of the ancient order of bum sniffers.
PN counts the holes in every individual pyramid, the pyramid represents life in all forms and is symbolic of the organisations ethos.
Other shaped tea bags and their content contain substances which are targeted at specific groups in society, I don't want to say too much about this as I've heard a rumour that the illuminati control all this and use the profits to purchase luxury hand made underwear on the slightly darker than black Web.
Just be careful as instant coffee is also part of their scheme for world domination.

ok thx

 

[JustAboutDone]

Oh hai again and thx for information. I was happy with everything in the Max Dog portion controlled range until I noticed the tea. The tea is very upsetting. I use tea bags but these are not tea bags. They are tea pyramids. I'm not an idiot I can tell the difference. I once bought tea pyramids by accident. I didn't know until I opened the packet, all ready for a cup of tea, and I was so shocked I had to take 8 1/2 valium tablets with a swig of vodka and this was so awful because I hate vodka I prefer Scotch but I had accidentally drunk all the Scotch the night before. Then I sat there for hours looking at the tea pyramids and crying. I lost the strength to go on. The memory haunts me to this day.

Also, the tea in those pyramids looks funny. That's not tea leaves in there. It's bit's of broken up straw. I think this Max Dog product is a fake. It's Fake Tea. I think you are really PN and you are using this forum to sell your Fake Tea. You think we are idiots here? No sir, we are not. Kindly fuck off with your crummy Max Dog Fake Tea pyramids.

Lmfao!!!! @WayOut Is J a fake? Trying to flog you fake T? I'm appalled

 

[stellabelle]

 

[WayOut]

There was a lot happening on reddit while the forum was down. Hard to know what's fake and what's real. iHeart got doxxed. I thought she was real, as in genuine. What's the story there?

 

[stellabelle]

Omg they unlocked it

 

[Whatshername]

Why was it locked in the first place?

 

[stellabelle]

Why was it locked in the first place?

There wasn't an explanation.

 

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[Johnnythefox]

 

[Johnnythefox]

 

[Johnnythefox]

 

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[Mrs.O'Leary'sCow]