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Johnnythefox

Johnnythefox

Que sera sera
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Came here hoping to see giant balls, was not disappointed.

So an Englishman is driving around the Australian outback, when all of a sudden, he notices a farmer and a sheep in a field along the side of the road. As he drives by, he notices to his horror that the farmer appears to be giving it to the sheep from behind. The guy hops out of his car and taps the farmer on the shoulder. He says "you know mate, back home, we shear those." The farmer goes "I'm not sharing, find your own bloody sheep."
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A good chuckle is good for soul, thanks johnny
 
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God I used to do this too, I almost wanted to become a voice actor....
 
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Anyone going to the Amazon shit car show?
Sketch 1547836757842
 
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found this rare pic of Bukowski at his workstation, shitting out some mad poems
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thank you for listening have a nice day
 
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there's a blueturd in my gut that
wants to get out
but I'm too clever, I only let him out
at night sometimes
when everybody's asleep.
I say, I know that you're there,
so don't be
sad.
 
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hell ya
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