Jodes
Enlightened
- Nov 23, 2018
- 1,261
How much evidence do you have on me exactly?
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Xerxes
Invisible
- Nov 8, 2018
- 936
Hard to say, all the pages are stuck together.
Johnnythefox
Que sera sera
- Nov 11, 2018
- 3,129
Let's just say, that this is my right arm.
Jodes
Enlightened
- Nov 23, 2018
- 1,261
Who sits on your right?
gingerplum
Enlightened
- Nov 5, 2018
- 1,450
I saw a GREAT shirt on a woman once; it said, "Yes, they're fake... the real ones tried to kill me!"
Loved how she could show the world it's ok to have a laugh, even in the face of something so grim.
Johnnythefox
Que sera sera
- Nov 11, 2018
- 3,129
Some people on here are interested in the phenomenon of a near death experience,
I wouldn't mind having a "near life experience"
I wouldn't mind having a "near life experience"
ReadyasEver
Elementalist
- Dec 6, 2018
- 828
Not sure what is going on here?
Wolfjob_dayjob
Student
- Oct 19, 2018
- 190
Omg it's the pig from Bloodborne what a big boi
RainAndSadness
Administrator
- Jun 12, 2018
- 2,163
Damn these are some huge balls.
Chinaski
Arthur Scargill appreciator
- Sep 1, 2018
- 3,458
Hate to disappoint but that's not my arm. The heaviest weight I've ever lifted is my cigarette lighter.
Hmmm. Had you pegged as a gym bunny.
DeadlyLiving
I can't fix it, is this where I give in?
- Jan 1, 2019
- 152
Chinaski
Arthur Scargill appreciator
- Sep 1, 2018
- 3,458
Really? Given the choice between pointlessly lifting heavy things and, like, not pointlessly lifting heavy things, I'd always choose the latter, as would any right-thinking person imo.
Johnnythefox
Que sera sera
- Nov 11, 2018
- 3,129
[URL="https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/ever-go-to-the-gym-and-feel-like-u-didnt-give-it-your-all.10267/#post-186185"]Ever go to the gym and feel like u didn't give it your all?[/URL]
The pictures on your twitter page in "those shorts" must be photoshopped then.
Johnnythefox
Que sera sera
- Nov 11, 2018
- 3,129
I've an idea for a restaurant.
I'll have a table for two please. @Smilla and I would like to dine at 8 pm and decent service please, no sloppy waiters
Johnnythefox
Que sera sera
- Nov 11, 2018
- 3,129
I'm preparing it just now.
Um.... we may jusssst grab a bagel on second thoughts
Not as hungry as we thought
ReadyasEver
Elementalist
- Dec 6, 2018
- 828
Johnnythefox
Que sera sera
- Nov 11, 2018
- 3,129
Suit yourself then.
Johnnythefox
Que sera sera
- Nov 11, 2018
- 3,129
Reminds me of the effects of my vasectomy.
ReadyasEver
Elementalist
- Dec 6, 2018
- 828
LMAO.....a great story about me in this line. Mine occurred 16 years ago to avoid " surprises " in our 40's. Felt great a few days after and proceeded to mow the lawn, do a whole bunch of work around the house on the weekend. Woke early Monday morning to two large red orange sized things attached to me. Went to the ER, and proceeded to have 20 people check out my balls.
Johnnythefox
Que sera sera
- Nov 11, 2018
- 3,129
I was like this for a while.
Johnnythefox
Que sera sera
- Nov 11, 2018
- 3,129
Why did I click 'like' for a picture of @Johnnythefox wheelingbarrowing his testicles around?
Angst Filled Fuck Up
Visionary
- Sep 9, 2018
- 2,985
Came here hoping to see giant balls, was not disappointed.
So an Englishman is driving around the Australian outback, when all of a sudden, he notices a farmer and a sheep in a field along the side of the road. As he drives by, he notices to his horror that the farmer appears to be giving it to the sheep from behind. The guy hops out of his car and taps the farmer on the shoulder. He says "you know mate, back home, we shear those." The farmer goes "I'm not sharing, find your own bloody sheep."
So an Englishman is driving around the Australian outback, when all of a sudden, he notices a farmer and a sheep in a field along the side of the road. As he drives by, he notices to his horror that the farmer appears to be giving it to the sheep from behind. The guy hops out of his car and taps the farmer on the shoulder. He says "you know mate, back home, we shear those." The farmer goes "I'm not sharing, find your own bloody sheep."
