Spam Train, anything that doesn't fit in the user discussion thread

[Jodes]

I have all the back issues.

How much evidence do you have on me exactly?

 

[Xerxes]

How much evidence do you have on me exactly?

Hard to say, all the pages are stuck together.

 

[Johnnythefox]

Let's just say, that this is my right arm.

 

[Jodes]

Let's just say, that this is my right arm. View attachment 5692

Who sits on your right?

 

[gingerplum]

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I saw a GREAT shirt on a woman once; it said, "Yes, they're fake... the real ones tried to kill me!"

Loved how she could show the world it's ok to have a laugh, even in the face of something so grim.

 

[Johnnythefox]

Some people on here are interested in the phenomenon of a near death experience,
I wouldn't mind having a "near life experience"

 

[ReadyasEver]

Not sure what is going on here?

 

[Wolfjob_dayjob]

Not sure what is going on here?View attachment 5727

Omg it's the pig from Bloodborne what a big boi

 

[RainAndSadness]

Not sure what is going on here?View attachment 5727

Damn these are some huge balls.

 

[JustAboutDone]

Let's just say, that this is my right arm. View attachment 5692

When did you get near enough to Dr @Chinaski to photograph his arm???

 

[Chinaski]

When did you get near enough to Dr @Chinaski to photograph his arm???

Hate to disappoint but that's not my arm. The heaviest weight I've ever lifted is my cigarette lighter.

 

[JustAboutDone]

Hate to disappoint but that's not my arm. The heaviest weight I've ever lifted is my cigarette lighter.

Hmmm. Had you pegged as a gym bunny.

 

[DeadlyLiving]

So me

 

[Chinaski]

Hmmm. Had you pegged as a gym bunny.

Really? Given the choice between pointlessly lifting heavy things and, like, not pointlessly lifting heavy things, I'd always choose the latter, as would any right-thinking person imo.

 

[Johnnythefox]

Hmmm. Had you pegged as a gym bunny.

[URL="https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/ever-go-to-the-gym-and-feel-like-u-didnt-give-it-your-all.10267/#post-186185"]Ever go to the gym and feel like u didn't give it your all?[/URL]

 

[JustAboutDone]

Ever go to the gym and feel like u didn't give it your all?

Lmao!!!!!

 

[JustAboutDone]

Really? Given the choice between pointlessly lifting heavy things and, like, not pointlessly lifting heavy things, I'd always choose the latter, as would any right-thinking person imo.

The pictures on your twitter page in "those shorts" must be photoshopped then.

 

[Johnnythefox]

I've an idea for a restaurant.

 

[JustAboutDone]

I'll have a table for two please. @Smilla and I would like to dine at 8 pm and decent service please, no sloppy waiters

 

[Johnnythefox]

I'll have a table for two please. @Smilla and I would like to dine at 8 pm and decent service please, no sloppy waiters

I'm preparing it just now.

 

[JustAboutDone]

I'm preparing it just now. View attachment 5742

Um.... we may jusssst grab a bagel on second thoughts
Not as hungry as we thought

 

[ReadyasEver]

I'll have a table for two please. @Smilla and I would like to dine at 8 pm and decent service please, no sloppy waiters

Best damn waiter in town....

 

[Johnnythefox]

Um.... we may jusssst grab a bagel on second thoughts
Not as hungry as we thought

Suit yourself then.

 

[Johnnythefox]

Not sure what is going on here?View attachment 5727

Reminds me of the effects of my vasectomy.

 

[JustAboutDone]

Suit yourself then. View attachment 5756

Reminds me of the effects of my vasectomy.

Lmao!!

 

[ReadyasEver]

Reminds me of the effects of my vasectomy.

LMAO.....a great story about me in this line. Mine occurred 16 years ago to avoid " surprises " in our 40's. Felt great a few days after and proceeded to mow the lawn, do a whole bunch of work around the house on the weekend. Woke early Monday morning to two large red orange sized things attached to me. Went to the ER, and proceeded to have 20 people check out my balls.

 

[Johnnythefox]

LMAO.....a great story about me in this line. Mine occurred 16 years ago to avoid " surprises " in our 40's. Felt great a few days after and proceeded to mow the lawn, do a whole bunch of work around the house on the weekend. Woke early Monday morning to two large red orange sized things attached to me. Went to the ER, and proceeded to have 20 people check out my balls.

I was like this for a while.

 

[Johnnythefox]

 

[JustAboutDone]

I was like this for a while.View attachment 5757

Why did I click 'like' for a picture of @Johnnythefox wheelingbarrowing his testicles around?

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

Came here hoping to see giant balls, was not disappointed.

So an Englishman is driving around the Australian outback, when all of a sudden, he notices a farmer and a sheep in a field along the side of the road. As he drives by, he notices to his horror that the farmer appears to be giving it to the sheep from behind. The guy hops out of his car and taps the farmer on the shoulder. He says "you know mate, back home, we shear those." The farmer goes "I'm not sharing, find your own bloody sheep."