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brighter than the sun, that’s just me
- Sep 13, 2023
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Because the chicken was trying to runaway from her problems?Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the chicken was trying to runaway from her problems?
Ah yes, the classic polished diamond conundrum.We were when he was demonstrating it to us in the planning phase, but turns out it had no effect on actual vaults.
The duality of man.
See, another reason right there. Mime apologists will create all sorts of excuses and conundrums to explain away the failings of mimes. With clowns, they just honk their nose *honk honk* and all is forgiven.Ah yes, the classic polished diamond conundrum.
@everyone So female dolphins have vaginal
secretions that make a male dolphin just
cum over and over and over. From this point
on, I will call these secretions "Dolphin Pussy
Jelly." Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we
gotta test this. You know, for science." So
the scientists collected a sample of said
Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and had a test primate.
They swabbed it on the male primate's dick,
sat back and watched the show. Now you
see, it worked. But it worked a little too well.
The monkey straight up had a heart attack
because it used all of its energy into fucking
cumming. I want to live in a world where this
is a commercial product. I want I to say "you
know what, I want to die and I know what to
do about it." I want to live in a world where I
can go into my local grocery store, pick up a
bottle of "Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly,'
and just fucking cum myself to death.
Can't have Spam without the legendary Big Shot himself, Spamton.
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NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT. BE A BIG - BE A BIG - BE A BIG SHOT.
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT. BE A BIG - BE A BIG - BE A BIG SHOT.
But the body is round
What the fuck did I just read.@everyone So female dolphins have vaginal
secretions that make a male dolphin just
cum over and over and over. From this point
on, I will call these secretions "Dolphin Pussy
Jelly." Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we
gotta test this. You know, for science." So
the scientists collected a sample of said
Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and had a test primate.
They swabbed it on the male primate's dick,
sat back and watched the show. Now you
see, it worked. But it worked a little too well.
The monkey straight up had a heart attack
because it used all of its energy into fucking
cumming. I want to live in a world where this
is a commercial product. I want I to say "you
know what, I want to die and I know what to
do about it." I want to live in a world where I
can go into my local grocery store, pick up a
bottle of "Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly,'
and just fucking cum myself to death.