sserafim

sserafim

brighter than the sun, that’s just me
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Meow meow meow
 
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noname223

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If you like choices never vote Republican.

 
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just passing through
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We were when he was demonstrating it to us in the planning phase, but turns out it had no effect on actual vaults.
Ah yes, the classic polished diamond conundrum.
 
Marine

Marine

*~ 絶対に 全てを取り戻させてもらう ~*
Jul 5, 2020
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My favourite meme / stupid video, never gets old for me :pfff:
 
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EvisceratedJester

EvisceratedJester

|| What Else Could I Be But a Jester ||
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@everyone So female dolphins have vaginal
secretions that make a male dolphin just
cum over and over and over. From this point
on, I will call these secretions "Dolphin Pussy
Jelly." Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we
gotta test this. You know, for science." So
the scientists collected a sample of said
Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and had a test primate.
They swabbed it on the male primate's dick,
sat back and watched the show. Now you
see, it worked. But it worked a little too well.
The monkey straight up had a heart attack
because it used all of its energy into fucking
cumming. I want to live in a world where this
is a commercial product. I want I to say "you
know what, I want to die and I know what to
do about it." I want to live in a world where I
can go into my local grocery store, pick up a
bottle of "Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly,'
and just fucking cum myself to death.
 
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leloyon

leloyon

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The duality of man.
Ah yes, the classic polished diamond conundrum.
See, another reason right there. Mime apologists will create all sorts of excuses and conundrums to explain away the failings of mimes. With clowns, they just honk their nose *honk honk* and all is forgiven.
@everyone So female dolphins have vaginal
secretions that make a male dolphin just
cum over and over and over. From this point
on, I will call these secretions "Dolphin Pussy
Jelly." Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we
gotta test this. You know, for science." So
the scientists collected a sample of said
Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and had a test primate.
They swabbed it on the male primate's dick,
sat back and watched the show. Now you
see, it worked. But it worked a little too well.
The monkey straight up had a heart attack
because it used all of its energy into fucking
cumming. I want to live in a world where this
is a commercial product. I want I to say "you
know what, I want to die and I know what to
do about it." I want to live in a world where I
can go into my local grocery store, pick up a
bottle of "Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly,'
and just fucking cum myself to death.
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Working Work Day GIF by SEIZON
Typing
 
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sancta-simplicitas

sancta-simplicitas

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Dec 14, 2023
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Breaking news: my landlord removed a hedge. A hedge. Just an ordinary, old hedge. People in the neighbourhood are mad. One lady was interviewed in the news about how "unsafe" she feels about the loss of hedge. She wasn't even warned before they removed the hedge! 😱

Now, I'd consider myself a sensitive guy. I cry at movies. I flinch at sudden movements. Sometimes I freak out because I'm out of pasta. Sensitive. I just can't imagine being that sensitive. The kind of sensitive where a loss of hedge equals loss of personal safety. But what do I know, I don't have any sense of personal safety at all.

I want to move.
 
Steff1337

Steff1337

Autistic and schizophrenic, please be respectful
Jun 21, 2024
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noname223

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My dirty secret concerning this thread: I have posted this thread out of three reasons.
I wanted that my post count increases but I hate the game section. I can increase my post number in an easy way without posting a thread. Further, because I think it is a funny idea and I hoped for a lot of interesting posts.
 
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Marine

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Jul 5, 2020
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Can't have Spam without the legendary Big Shot himself, Spamton.

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NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT. BE A BIG - BE A BIG - BE A BIG SHOT.
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT. BE A BIG - BE A BIG - BE A BIG SHOT.




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EvisceratedJester

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sserafim

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@Rocinante hunter eyes
 
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noname223

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New reports on this forum.

Ah shit, here we go again.
 
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GuessWhosBack

GuessWhosBack

The sun rises to insult me.
Jul 15, 2024
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@everyone So female dolphins have vaginal
secretions that make a male dolphin just
cum over and over and over. From this point
on, I will call these secretions "Dolphin Pussy
Jelly." Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we
gotta test this. You know, for science." So
the scientists collected a sample of said
Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and had a test primate.
They swabbed it on the male primate's dick,
sat back and watched the show. Now you
see, it worked. But it worked a little too well.
The monkey straight up had a heart attack
because it used all of its energy into fucking
cumming. I want to live in a world where this
is a commercial product. I want I to say "you
know what, I want to die and I know what to
do about it." I want to live in a world where I
can go into my local grocery store, pick up a
bottle of "Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly,'
and just fucking cum myself to death.
What the fuck did I just read.
 
qw3rty259

qw3rty259

𝕭𝖎𝖌 𝕱𝖆𝖙 𝕷𝖆𝖟𝖞 𝕵𝖚𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕮𝖔𝖈𝖐✨
Jun 19, 2023
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sexy petite american men?
 

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