EvisceratedJester
|| What Else Could I Be But a Jester ||
- Oct 21, 2023
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That is always a good idea. Clowns are one of the most trustworthy occupations there are. Plus, do you know any other occupations that'll give you a free balloon? No. Especially not those mime bastards. I hate mimes.
While they're awful conversationalists and atrocious at gift giving there's no one else you'd want in your heist crew than a mime cos if things went south, you know they'd never talkSomeone liked this post and reminded me of it. I regret to inform you that since this post, I unfortunately made the grave error of trusting a mime again. Yes, he gave me an "invisible" balloon. No, of course the balloon wasn't real and it was just thin air, just like the other times this has happened. Every fucking time. God I fucking hate mimes, the rat bastards. Never fucking trust mimes ever, you will always regret it.
Have you ever had a mime as part of your heist crew? It was terrible. He would not yell at anyone and simply made a gun shape with his hands. He got tackled by security, luckily the clown we also hired replaced the water in his flower with pepper spray and sprayed the security guard, we left the mime there while we pulled off an otherwise successful heist. Once again, clowns beat mimes.While they're awful conversationalists and atrocious at gift giving there's no one else you'd want in your heist crew than a mime cos if things went south, you know they'd never talk
So you wouldn't be even slightly impressed by the mime's invisible vault drill?? I know I would be.Have you ever had a mime as part of your heist crew? It was terrible. He would not yell at anyone and simply made a gun shape with his hands. He got tackled by security, luckily the clown we also hired replaced the water in his flower with pepper spray and sprayed the security guard, we left the mime there while we pulled off an otherwise successful heist. Once again, clowns beat mimes.
We were when he was demonstrating it to us in the planning phase, but turns out it had no effect on actual vaults.So you wouldn't be even slightly impressed by the mime's invisible vault drill?? I know I would be.
To get away from the KFC.Why did the chicken cross the road?