Spam thread - a thread dedicated to spam

[noname223]

I am not sure whether I am undermining the forum rules with this thread. I think a thread full with spam posts could be funny. However, there still should apply some rules. For example no very offensive posts, or molestation or aggressive advertisement for your own company. Lmao maybe the last point is unncessary who would make an ad on here? Maybe Kenneth Law though.

Phishing: post your face

Baiting: if you call that number you win one million dollar and your dick will grow to at least 20 inches

Quid pro quo: In order to continue to use SaSu please send all your money to a staff member. Please only paysafe cards in order to guarantee making the transaction as comfortable and safe as possible.

Ad: use your own imagination why do I have to do all the dirty work?

(Please no real dangerous spam)

 

[Havnis]

Direct to spam box.

 

[final_countdown12]

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Can't have Spam without the legendary Big Shot himself, Spamton.




NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT. BE A BIG - BE A BIG - BE A BIG SHOT.
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT. BE A BIG - BE A BIG - BE A BIG SHOT.
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT. BE A BIG - BE A BIG - BE A BIG SHOT.

 

[psp3000]

Can't have Spam without the legendary Big Shot himself, Spamton.

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NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT. BE A BIG - BE A BIG - BE A BIG SHOT.
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT. BE A BIG - BE A BIG - BE A BIG SHOT.
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT. BE A BIG - BE A BIG - BE A BIG SHOT.

 

[RemainingDubious]

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[dogbreath]

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

My apolocheese....

 

[Pluto]

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

 

[moshimoshi]

 

[moshimoshi]

 

[dogbreath]

 

[Ferdinand Bardamu]

 

[noname223]

Here is Eminem's legendary appearance on German TV. Shout all with me "Freifickmuschi"

The song starts at minute 9.

 

[moshimoshi]

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

 

[noname223]

Try to articulate these German tongue-twisters.



Here are some from my childhood.

"Fischers Fritz fischt frische Fische, frische Fische fischt Fischers Fritz"

"Brautkleid bleibt Brautkleid und Blaukraut bleibt Blaukraut"

"Im dichten Fichtendickicht nicken dicke Fichten tüchtig"

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

Eins, zwei, Polizei
Drei, vier, Grenadier
Fünf, sechs, alte Gags
Sieben, acht, gute Nacht

 

[turbomightbegone]

bug.

 

[Ferdinand Bardamu]

 

[Promised Heaven]

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

 

[noname223]

There is a The Boondocks episode inspired by this incident...

 

[Promised Heaven]

 

[dogbreath]

 

[Ferdinand Bardamu]

 

[Forveleth]

Speaking of spam, you guys think that Nigerian prince ever found somebody to give his fortune to?

 

[binturong]

Hello!

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

 

[Forveleth]

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Was waiting for this.