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[One day too late]

 

[noname223]

Is the roast dating service worth it or is it scam? I tend to think it is the latter. The purpose is to improve your dating profile.

 

[limeoctave]

my favorite one is back left, what is yours?

 

[noname223]

The behavior of the woman I date is so confusing. She often says she has no clue what to talk with me. Either in texting or in real life. Sunday she told me she will travel to foreign countries during her vacation this year. And suddenly today she told me she has arrived in Scandinavia. We met last week how about mentioning that in advance? Her communication is really weird I wonder what is going on in her mind. I am so confused.

 

[One day too late]

The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.

 

[noname223]

Two days left until the new Eminem album drops. Can't wait for it.

 

[LoiteringClouds]

[Advertisement] Wear this top and work out in a gym like a top 1% winner.

Spoiler

I actually saw a woman who was wearing this t-shirt at the gym.

 

[Tr3dorz]

VOTE:

Kick player: Zansosama on Twitch?

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[noname223]

My dad just visited me and he is so annoying he sees it as a virtue to talk with me about unpleasant issues. Bureaucracy, taxes etc. Another example of today birth control. Have you ever wanted to have sex with the women you talk to? Omfg, dad.

 

[One day too late]

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

 

[pilotviolin]

today i bought faygo whoop whoop and takis, not common occurances where i live u have to go to a specific american candy shop near u lol. blue takis i dislike, to me the spicy cheetos are better, though the takis have potential in a nacho dish. faygo blue mist is meh, but i love cotton candy. white reeses cups very nice. i like how faygo is less carbonated.

 

[noname223]

Truely smart people don't have to prove their intelligence on a daily basis. Showing your intelligence by using sophisticated language in day to day situations makes you look snobbish and arrogant. Intelligence isn't something to let everyone in on. (have I used this idiom correctly?). You don't have to show your intelligence to everyone. It is presumptuous to talk like that with a cashier at your local supermarket. (I mean using technical terms they probably don't know).

And I am sort of guilty of that behavior and I hate myself for it.

 

[Tr3dorz]

 

[noname223]

Joke question: Would be now a strategical advantages for the Dems if someone assassinated Joe Biden?
I emphasize it's a joke.

 

[Dececemus]

 

[noname223]

Cynicsm is no antidote to naivety. Most people are not aware that you can be quite naive despite the fact you are deeply cynical about something.

(I think politics is one example for it.)