Spam thread - a thread dedicated to spam

[One day too late]

 

[noname223]

Is the roast dating service worth it or is it scam? I tend to think it is the latter. The purpose is to improve your dating profile.

 

[limeoctave]

my favorite one is back left, what is yours?

 

[noname223]

The behavior of the woman I date is so confusing. She often says she has no clue what to talk with me. Either in texting or in real life. Sunday she told me she will travel to foreign countries during her vacation this year. And suddenly today she told me she has arrived in Scandinavia. We met last week how about mentioning that in advance? Her communication is really weird I wonder what is going on in her mind. I am so confused.

 

[One day too late]

The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.

 

[noname223]

Two days left until the new Eminem album drops. Can't wait for it.

 

[LoiteringClouds]

[Advertisement] Wear this top and work out in a gym like a top 1% winner.

Spoiler

I actually saw a woman who was wearing this t-shirt at the gym.

 

[Tr3dorz]

VOTE:

Kick player: Zansosama on Twitch?

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[noname223]

My dad just visited me and he is so annoying he sees it as a virtue to talk with me about unpleasant issues. Bureaucracy, taxes etc. Another example of today birth control. Have you ever wanted to have sex with the women you talk to? Omfg, dad.

 

[One day too late]

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

 

[pilotviolin]

today i bought faygo whoop whoop and takis, not common occurances where i live u have to go to a specific american candy shop near u lol. blue takis i dislike, to me the spicy cheetos are better, though the takis have potential in a nacho dish. faygo blue mist is meh, but i love cotton candy. white reeses cups very nice. i like how faygo is less carbonated.

 

[noname223]

Truely smart people don't have to prove their intelligence on a daily basis. Showing your intelligence by using sophisticated language in day to day situations makes you look snobbish and arrogant. Intelligence isn't something to let everyone in on. (have I used this idiom correctly?). You don't have to show your intelligence to everyone. It is presumptuous to talk like that with a cashier at your local supermarket. (I mean using technical terms they probably don't know).

And I am sort of guilty of that behavior and I hate myself for it.

 

[Tr3dorz]

 

[noname223]

Joke question: Would be now a strategical advantages for the Dems if someone assassinated Joe Biden?
I emphasize it's a joke.

 

[Dececemus]

 

[noname223]

Cynicsm is no antidote to naivety. Most people are not aware that you can be quite naive despite the fact you are deeply cynical about something.

(I think politics is one example for it.)

 

[noname223]

I think Netanjahu is globally speaking part of the group of individuals that are the most responsible for the massive increase in antisemitism. Such an asshole he is doing this insane shit just to hold his office. That is so despicable.

 

[noname223]

I often tell people interesting and shocking stories about me. A new one is that I have an online acquaintance that worked at the Wallstreet, belongs to the 1% in the US, has a multimillionare family, an aunt that is a billionaire and who is boss the the health care regulation in the US, who is so smart that everyone thinks that he is an AI. And where did I meet him in a fucking suicide forum.

@DarkRange55

 

[Velvet Fortress]

mfw

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[Steff1337]

 

[Steff1337]

 

[noname223]

The more knowledge I collect on an issue, the less strong opinions do I have on them. (very often)

Call me Dunning-Kruger

 

[Imagined_Euphoria]

 

[Steff1337]

 

[noname223]

I stopped believing in solipsism when I realized that my consciousness is probably not good enough to simulate the whole world. I understand so little about the world. I cannot imagine that my mind is capable to create something extremely intricate like the world.

 

[Steff1337]

 

[noname223]

According to New York Times Trump called Kamala two times a "bitch" in private conversations and they actually try to sell this as a story. It wouldn't have surprised me if he did this in a speech or interview on live TV. The sources want to remain anonymous. Lmao.

 

[Steff1337]

 

[sserafim]

Je suis un chat très mignon