I was given very certain meds to help with... Things...
Side effects, however, include not letting me poop, pee, or fart. This, in turn means I'd need to use catheters and some kind of oil that basically turns into super glue. Now, I live in a FANCY hospital with some FANCY food.
I'm not used to fancy food, I'm a fucking slave!
My father brought some poor people's food - shitty bread and meat, although not quite sure what meat it was.
I am not proud with this: I ruined a toilet. This, however, proved catheter to not be needed anymore. My fucked up body is now "functioning".
Happiest and most painful trip to the toilet I ever went through.
Side effects, however, include not letting me poop, pee, or fart. This, in turn means I'd need to use catheters and some kind of oil that basically turns into super glue. Now, I live in a FANCY hospital with some FANCY food.
I'm not used to fancy food, I'm a fucking slave!
My father brought some poor people's food - shitty bread and meat, although not quite sure what meat it was.
I am not proud with this: I ruined a toilet. This, however, proved catheter to not be needed anymore. My fucked up body is now "functioning".
Happiest and most painful trip to the toilet I ever went through.
