Say one nice thing about pro-lifers

[WhatPowerIs]

Wait. Are you serious?

I think it's hard to believe esp for people like us here but I think so too. It's just they can't even really comprehend our situations, they're all so radically different, frankly I can't even comprehend other people's situations, the pain they must be going through... I think some of them do have a good heart.

 

[NumbItAll]

They make for an interesting foil to this forum. Every good story needs a villain. Actually they aren't really that interesting though. My bad.

 

[Unhirable]

Pro lifers are the good guys.

The people who want to kill others or themselves are the bad guys.

It's this way in every movie.

 

[Alcoholic Teletubby]

They're persistent.

 

[Wormfood]

They were once innocent babies.

 

[Rogue Proxy]

They make excellent fertilizer! In fact, with the constant projectile diarrhea they spew, pro-sufferers can double as cheap alternatives to manure spreaders. And of course, they provide Grade A protein for carnivorous flora like piranha plants, Plant 43s (a.k.a. Ivy), triffids, shambling mounds, Madagascar man-eating trees, Victreebels, and Audrey II.