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- Dec 27, 2020
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Warning: this is a parody of our beloved forum for those of us who use black humour to cope with the insanity and absurdity of life. Please do not read if this is a trigger or offensive, and please do not ever think of seriously harming anyone else. For therapeutic laughter only.
Hi everyone. I'm excited to announce that I've finally completed my new forum, Sanctioned-Homicide.org. The purpose of this forum is to give free expression to homicidal people who are otherwise censored and shamed by society.
Homicide has always been completely natural to humanity and our very nervous systems are wired for it. It is also natural throughout the animal kingdom not to mention billions of years of evolutionary history. Only in our modern era of stifling religious and cultural hegemony have we been forced to live in unnatural ways that suppress our primal urges. Our community offers a safe and understanding space for open discussion of homicide without being guilt-tripped by neurotypicals or preached to by normies.
We do not judge people's reasons for committing homicide, but common reasons vary. Some people choose homicide as vengeance for one or more people who brought them ruin; this is both a healthy expression of their rage and also a great means of preventing those parties from going on to ruin others. Other members of our community are neurodivergent and know that suppressing natural homicidal urges is virtually impossible, yet worsened by the murder-shaming that is rampant in our society. They are overjoyed to be connected with like-minded others.
We believe in ethical homicide and strictly ban discussions of methods that are not reasonably quick and painless for the victim. If only the same could be said for mainstream society, which makes people suffer for decades before slowly dying of natural causes.
Here is a sample of some current hot topics being discussed on the forum to whet your appetite.
Homicide Discussion
- Cheap and easy method to kill my dad?
- How to make it look like an accident?
- Yet another do-gooder petition trying to ban our community
- Fuming! Abused and invalidated by colleague for talking about homicide plans
Mass Murder Subforum
- Trying to source nitrogen fertilizer
- Help! Mom found my AR-15 and school shooting manifesto
- Industrial quantities of SN in local drinking water supply? Would it work?
- Revenge after losing job - need method to maximize body count
- My story: I failed an aircraft hijacking and got abused by the FBI
Serial Killer Subforum
- Best place to hide body?
- Who's your favourite serial killer of all time?
- Feeling guilty about not feeling guilty after latest murder. Anyone relate?
Off Topic
- Dumb normies be like "murder bad" even though everyone will die anyway?
- Why are most murders committed by men?
- Opinion: homicide prevents decades of suffering
- Since we all must die eventually, is procreation a kind of homicide?
So please join our community and log in to Sanctioned-Homicide.org today!
Hi everyone. I'm excited to announce that I've finally completed my new forum, Sanctioned-Homicide.org. The purpose of this forum is to give free expression to homicidal people who are otherwise censored and shamed by society.
Homicide has always been completely natural to humanity and our very nervous systems are wired for it. It is also natural throughout the animal kingdom not to mention billions of years of evolutionary history. Only in our modern era of stifling religious and cultural hegemony have we been forced to live in unnatural ways that suppress our primal urges. Our community offers a safe and understanding space for open discussion of homicide without being guilt-tripped by neurotypicals or preached to by normies.
We do not judge people's reasons for committing homicide, but common reasons vary. Some people choose homicide as vengeance for one or more people who brought them ruin; this is both a healthy expression of their rage and also a great means of preventing those parties from going on to ruin others. Other members of our community are neurodivergent and know that suppressing natural homicidal urges is virtually impossible, yet worsened by the murder-shaming that is rampant in our society. They are overjoyed to be connected with like-minded others.
We believe in ethical homicide and strictly ban discussions of methods that are not reasonably quick and painless for the victim. If only the same could be said for mainstream society, which makes people suffer for decades before slowly dying of natural causes.
Here is a sample of some current hot topics being discussed on the forum to whet your appetite.
Homicide Discussion
- Cheap and easy method to kill my dad?
- How to make it look like an accident?
- Yet another do-gooder petition trying to ban our community
- Fuming! Abused and invalidated by colleague for talking about homicide plans
Mass Murder Subforum
- Trying to source nitrogen fertilizer
- Help! Mom found my AR-15 and school shooting manifesto
- Industrial quantities of SN in local drinking water supply? Would it work?
- Revenge after losing job - need method to maximize body count
- My story: I failed an aircraft hijacking and got abused by the FBI
Serial Killer Subforum
- Best place to hide body?
- Who's your favourite serial killer of all time?
- Feeling guilty about not feeling guilty after latest murder. Anyone relate?
Off Topic
- Dumb normies be like "murder bad" even though everyone will die anyway?
- Why are most murders committed by men?
- Opinion: homicide prevents decades of suffering
- Since we all must die eventually, is procreation a kind of homicide?
So please join our community and log in to Sanctioned-Homicide.org today!
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