Random thoughts

[waived]

I rarely browse deliberately inspirational self-help media because I find the personalities and opinions insufferably baseless, but when I'm feeling particularly down I'll venture into those places like a pet crawling under a porch hoping one of these times I'll just die. Tonight's near success was listening to some tech industry people's crises like not making enough stacks of cash to build a second castle out of and being 'completely stuck in life' with most of a lucrative career behind them and an early retirement on the horizon.

 

[Watson]

There's far too many coincidences in my life for it to be real...
It has to be some sad joke that everyone else is aware except me.
When does the joke end?
What if the joke doesn't end when I'm gone?
What the fuck is my life.

 

[mattwitt]

I forgot what I was going to put here.

 

[LiveSlowDieFast]

Today, while I was waiting for the tram I watched a cat as it was climbing on the walls and roofs of nearby houses. The poor thing was missing a front-leg, but it still managed to jump large heights, walk across narrow walls and climb through small holes in fences seemingly with ease.

Cats are some pretty fucking impressive animals

 

[sadsoul]

Suicide by succubus/incubus lol

 

[Buddyluv19]

Today I saw a Lyft driver at the local gas station. He was seated on the curb looking, apparently, at his tire. He had PLUMBER BUTT! I wondered if anyone still uses that term.

 

[Redt2go]

I have this tiny follicle bump on my thigh and when I scratch it it gives me a sharp pain on the inside on my elbow

 

[Redt2go]

The world's a bit much when I can't find my earbuds

 

[mattwitt]

I woke up a couple of hours ago and I'm still experiencing major sleep withdrawal symptoms. It sucks really bad !

 

[Redt2go]

What

I woke up a couple of hours ago and I'm still experiencing major sleep withdrawal symptoms. It sucks really bad !

What's sleep withdrawal ? Like grogginess?

 

[mattwitt]

What


What's sleep withdrawal ? Like grogginess?

Yeah... I hate waking up. It usually takes a couple of hours nowadays for me to fully wake up and get moving around properly and then I have to deal with reality for the next 16 - 20 hours before I fall back asleep again. Being awake just sucks I'd rather be sleeping lol

 

[CFLoser]

aloha

 

[Hopeless_soul]

"Watermelon Man"... gotta love that.

 

[Redt2go]

Yeah... I hate waking up. It usually takes a couple of hours nowadays for me to fully wake up and get moving around properly and then I have to deal with reality for the next 16 - 20 hours before I fall back asleep again. Being awake just sucks I'd rather be sleeping lol

Same

 

[Whatshername]

Yesterday I met an elderly lady at the grocery store who resembled my late Grandma so much, I almost hugged her. Thankfully I didn't make a fool of myself.

 

[CFLoser]

I am sorry

 

[mattwitt]

Yesterday I met an elderly lady at the grocery store who resembled my late Grandma so much, I almost hugged her. Thankfully I didn't make a fool of myself.

Sometimes I'll be out somewhere and smell the same exact perfume on someone that my late grandma use to wear all the time. : (

 

[ForestLove]

It sucks to be a disappointment. It's time.

 

[sólstafir]

constant agony that faces me every waking minute, i know now is the time i could turn something around, but i can't forgive myself the things i did during psychosis, it's scarier to believe in myself than kill myself. i'll go into grave like a loser right now, yet there are these moments when i feel what i could give to world and myself, the complete opposite of denying life. i'm not even at peace with death anymore, i'm just existing in that horrible reality full of agony

 

[brighter]

Nice and sunny in the UK. Doesn't feel like a February. Even the ice cream man drove into our street with his blasted tune lol :)

 

[thatguyakira123]

I hate how this asshole is staying by us. Everytime a guest is around my mom always have to play it up like she has to tell me things to do, things I already do in the 1st place. My asshole of brother gets attening by showing off and lieing and my mom gets attention by bitching and moaning. I really can't handel my fuckface of family.

Meanwhile I have depression, anxiety and recovering from an addiction and I never once bitch and moan infront of everyone. They dunno what pain is.

 

[ArtsyDrawer]

My morning walks produce such high quality whatthefuckery...

At about 5 am, for a short time I became slightly envious of African Americans and the Chinese because they can be referred to by racist slang (in English). In the meantime, I, a white Ukrainian can be called "cracker" at worst. It just doesn't sound insulting enough.

And then it finished the morning defragmentation, and I said "what the fuck." out loud. Lol

 

[Redt2go]

My morning walks produce such high quality whatthefuckery...

At about 5 am, for a short time I became slightly envious of African Americans and the Chinese because they can be referred to by racist slang (in English). In the meantime, I, a white Ukrainian can be called "cracker" at worst. It just doesn't sound insulting enough.

And then it finished the morning defragmentation, and I said "what the fuck." out loud. Lol

'high quality whatthefuckery' stealing this lmao

 

[Sinbad]

Life: Sinbad wanna play a game?
Sinbad: Sure, you gave me life, therefore, I trust you.
Life: Great! Heads I win, tails you lose.
Sinbad: -.-
Sinbad: Death?! you listening? I want to be back with you far away from this freak called Life.

 

[Grey-zone]

Nice and sunny in the UK. Doesn't feel like a February. Even the ice cream man drove into our street with his blasted tune lol :)

I live in the Pacific Northwest of the US, and sudden bouts of clear, azure skies in the depths of winter almost make life seem worth living.

 

[sólstafir]

post something bitter online, feel shame, delete it, open virtual piano and play the frustration out on piano, feel amazed, start wanting to live. imagine how you can put every sick emotion into music without hurting anyone. i want my own little room in somewhere warm or cold, a piano and that's all. i want someone to teach me more about music, i just want that surreal feeling for forever. if i delete this comment too, another piece of music will come out of this, lol, i won

 

[Redt2go]

post something bitter online, feel shame, delete it, open virtual piano and play the frustration out on piano, feel amazed, start wanting to live. imagine how you can put every sick emotion into music without hurting anyone. i want my own little room in somewhere warm or cold, a piano and that's all. i want someone to teach me more about music, i just want that surreal feeling for forever. if i delete this comment too, another piece of music will come out of this, lol, i won

love the piano :)

 

[sadsoul]

It's dark outside. You sit in your car and you're tired, so very tired. Slow, sad piano music plays in the background as you lean back and let the carbon monoxide flow into your car. You close your eyes.
BEEP.
The dashboard of your car lights up. "Hey. I'm sorry you're feeling so horrible." Silence. "I want you to be happy."
You open your eyes.
"Wanna go for a ride?"
You hesitate, but then you nod and put your hands on the wheel. As you drive onto the highway, the sun rises and the sad piano music turns into beautiful, emotional orchestra music. The sky looks absolutely gorgeous. Your car drives smoothly along the highway and you start to smile. As your car slowly vanishes in the distance, a logo appears.

 

[Redt2go]

It's dark outside. You sit in your car and you're tired, so very tired. Slow, sad piano music plays in the background as you lean back and let the carbon monoxide flow into your car. You close your eyes.
BEEP.
The dashboard of your car lights up. "Hey. I'm sorry you're feeling so horrible." Silence. "I want you to be happy."
You open your eyes.
"Wanna go for a ride?"
You hesitate, but then you nod and put your hands on the wheel. As you drive onto the highway, the sun rises and the sad piano music turns into beautiful, emotional orchestra music. The sky looks absolutely gorgeous. Your car drives smoothly along the highway and you start to smile. As your car slowly vanishes in the distance, a logo appears.

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OMG I was like wow this is so beautiful. Then the fucking logo bit.... I'm weak lmao

 

[sadsoul]

OMG I was like wow this is so beautiful. Then the fucking logo bit.... I'm weak lmao

The perfect car commercial, controversial and relatable... Volvo should hire me lmao