Random song lyrics

[derpyderpins]

I starred in every high school play
Blew every drama teacher away
I graduated first in my class at Juilliard
Took every acting workshop I could
And I dreamed of Hollywood
While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard
Hit the boards and paid my dues
And got phenomenal rave reviews
I knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt

I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone
Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone
But the years have come and gone
And I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out


I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the name
And I'm doin' 34 shows every day
And every time it's the same
Look at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears
Just like they've done for the last 50 years
Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin' inside
Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride


Oh, the critics, they used to say
I was the new Olivier
Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes

Aw, but don't bother tryin' to IMDB me
The only place you might possibly see me
Is ridin' my little boat around Adventureland
It ain't exactly what I planned


But I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the name
And I'm doin' 34 shows every day
And every time it's the same
I would've killed if I'd been in "Speed The Plow"
But what's the difference, that's all behind me now
Cause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin' my pride
And I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride


I should be there on Broadway
Knockin' 'em dead in "12 Angry Men"
But instead I'm here tellin' these lame jokes
Again and again and again and again and again and again and again!!!


"Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet! "
"That's an African bull elephant "
"And there it is, the backside of water! "
"What have I done with my life?! "


I should'a' listened when my grandfather said:
"Why don't you major in business instead?"
Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died
And I'll probably work forever

as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the name
And I'm doin' 34 shows every day
And every time it's the same
Look at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears
Somebody shoot me cause I'm bored to tears
Always said I'd be famous . . . I guess that I lied
Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride

I'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride

 

[heywey]

I might go losing it and drive off of a cliff, fall in the void
And if I blow my brains out all over the scene
That's madness curing sadness
These walls ain't talking back might as well finally paint them black
I'm out of ideas
The ceiling is all I have downward from here, I'm ripping apart

Who am I? Who are we?
Who am I? Who are we?
All I want is to feel complete
Who am I? Who are we?

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Ten feet twenty the Flower Man
Is waiting for the touch of his hand
Straightening petals out without a plan
Like the every daily
Wish that bothers the Flower Man
Could I do something to make him laugh?
Inside my little chamber made of glass
So he lived the

Flower Man, Flower Man
With his heart in the sand
So he stands
To watch the whole wide world
From a can

Way up high in the sky
With the sun in his eyes
Ain't it nice
The life forever for
Flowers

Ten feet twenty the Flower Man
Is waiting for the touch of his hand
Fallen to pieces still without a plan
Yet the every daily
Hope that powered the Flower Man
Would never cower off of its path
Even if broken I am more than glass
So he lived the

Flower Man, Flower Man
With his heart in the sand
So he stands
To watch the whole wide world
From a can

Way up high in the sky
With the sun in your eyes
Ain't it nice
The life forever for
Flowers

 

[Spite]

Well I could sleep forever
But it's of her I dream
If I could sleep forever
I could forget about everything

 

[Chocomel]

As long as there are stars up above
I will always be in love

 

[Enyan]

If I could just lay my head down and rest
If there was nothing to fight or protect
Maybe then I could finally be free
Maybe death is like falling asleep

 

[MissAbyss]

Come across like it's so easy
But I feel like you don't need me
When I feel like you don't need me
Then I feel like you don't see me
And my life has no meaning, drain me
Hands out, tryna ask for love
But when I get it, I just pass it up
Throw it away and think about it later

 

[ihateittoo]

Walked 10 miles to a hole in the ground
The only ghosts that I see are pieces of you still reflected in me
I hope you destroy yourself
Drive fast into the burning bridge
And leave me on the side of the road

But you'll live
It will be a ritual of remembering

Hang your family from your living room ceiling fan with your small intestine
But they'll live and it will be
A ritual of remembering
You said no matter how many candles I light in a black mass
It will never change everything that i still lack

But I'm still waiting for pieces of your ear in the mail
And I'm still carving "I am my own god"
Deeper into my forearm every day
So what the fuck has changed?
Yellow paint won't save the world, my little Van Gogh
And you deserve so much happiness
You deserve so much more than this

You deserve so much more than this

 

[Kenny]

Another night
You'd shiver in the dusty corner
Singing out of tune

Another thought
Strikes you to the bone and bothers
It's taking over you

And I've been thinking of
The memories and the words inside her
I guess it's good enough
To remind me who you were

A daydreamer
An outsider
The famous loner
Had nothing left to lose

A life giver
A lost lover
My suicider
Had no way left to choose for living

Another fight
Your face is in the broken mirror
She holds a razor blade

A second chance
But nothing has been changed and better
And probably you'd regret

And I've been thinking of
The dirty days we wasted together
I guess it's good enough
To remind me who we were

Heart breakers
Trouble makers
And brutal lovers
Had nothing left to lose

Lonely dreamers
Non believers
And suiciders
Had no way left to choose for living

A daydreamer
An outsider
The famous loner
Had nothing left to lose

A life giver
A lost lover
My suicider
Had no way left to choose

Heart breakers
Trouble makers
And brutal lovers
Had nothing left to lose

Lonely dreamers
Non believers
And suiciders
Had no way left to choose for living

No way left to choose for living
No way left to choose for living

 

[xKiraSlumberx]

Sedate me, derange me
My hell in paradise
Don't save me, just take me
My favorite way to die