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Johnnythefox

Johnnythefox

Que sera sera
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This is a little Blues number I was inspired to write after attempted OD'ing on laxatives.

diarrhea blues.

Woke up this morning at half past eight,
ran to the bog cause I was running late.

I've got the diarrhea blues,he's got the diarrhea blues,
I've got the diarrhea blues,he's got the diarrhea blues,
It started out of my ears,now it's coming out of my shoes.

I ran outside I got in my car,
man I can tell you I didn't get far!

I've got the diarrhea blues,he's got the diarrhea blues,
I've got the diarrhea blues,he's got the diarrhea blues,
It started out of my ears,now it's coming out of my shoes.

Went to the doctor to see what he could do,
he said son I'd recommend you get an extra Loo!

you've got the diarrhea blues,he's got the diarrhea blues,
you've got the diarrhea blues,he's got the diarrhea blues,

it started out my ears,now it's coming out of my shoes.

It's gotten so bad I've had to quit my job,
now i'm just a diarrhea slob.

I've got the diarrhea blues,he's got the diarrhea blues,
I've got the diarrhea blues,he's got the diarrhea blues,
it started out my ears,now it's coming out of my shoes.
 
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According to Cristiano Ceresani, Head of Cabinet at the italian Ministry of Family and Disability, climate change is caused by Satan XD: https://www.tpi.it/2018/12/10/cambiamento-climatico-satana-ceresani/
 
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My home improvement skills.
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