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[Deleted member 1768]

*true story!

That is hilarious...

 

[Righttodie]

White supremacist did a DNA test and finds out he has black ancestors

 

[TheGoodGuy]

 

[snowman626]

the rock having to adopt the name "mike oxmaul"

 

[hybridtheory]

 

[BlueWidow]

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George Carlin Rules!

 

[Life+me=error]

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[azucaramargo]

Patton Oswalt on depression:

I love this guy so much!

 

[Swisher]

A man goes to his psychiatrist. "Doctor, you've got to help me," he says. "I keep thinking that I'm a well-known psychoanalyst." "How long has this been going on?" asks the shrink. "Well," the man replies, "it all started when I was Jung..."

Hehe. Never heard it. Psychology major too. That's why I'm in IT. Thank God someone's still posting here

 

[Empty Smile]

 

[Broken Chimera]

This had me dead.

 

[sandycheeks]

 

[charlottewilts]

A moth goes into a podiatrist's office, and the podiatrist says, "What seems to be the problem, moth?"

The moth says "What's the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don't even know what I'm doing anymore. I don't even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring him happiness. But I don't know, I wake up in a malaise, and I walk here and there… at night I…I sometimes wake up and I turn to some old lady in my bed that's on my arm. A lady that I once loved, doc. I don't know where to turn to. My youngest, Alexendria, she fell in the… in the cold of last year. The cold took her down, as it did many of us. And my other boy, and this is the hardest pill to swallow, doc. My other boy, Gregarro Ivinalititavitch… I no longer love him. As much as it pains me to say, when I look in his eyes, all I see is the same cowardice that I… that I catch when I take a glimpse of my own face in the mirror. If only I wasn't such a coward, then perhaps…perhaps I could bring myself to reach over to that cocked and loaded gun that lays on the bedside behind me and end this hellish facade once and for all…Doc, sometimes I feel like a spider, even though I'm a moth, just barely hanging on to my web with an everlasting fire underneath me. I'm not feeling good. And so the doctor says, "Moth, man, you're troubled. But you should be seeing a psychiatrist. Why on earth did you come here?"

And the moth says, "'Cause the light was on."

-Norm MacDonald

 

[marcusuk63]

This had me dead.

 

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[cosmicpixiedust]

 

[TheDevilsAngel]

 

[martha]

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[Dark4England]

 

[BlueWidow]

 

[TheDevilsAngel]

 

[martha]

when you are with 40 still living with your parents....ore even worse......again....

 

[Deleted member 1768]

Necessity dictates how we live. That is all.

 

[Backwood_tilt]

 

[mattwitt]

 

[BlueWidow]

 

[martha]

 

[Backwood_tilt]

 

[BlueWidow]

 

[Mm80]

I went to the library the other day and asked for a book on suicide. The librarian said we did have a few that we loaned out, but they never got returned.