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At first I thought this was a joke, but found out it's a real product that's really popular 'cause your shit stinks. It's amazing how funny poop can be.
 
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I've seen Dumb Cop before. It's wildly popular with "gun nuts." I think he provided the youngsters with an excellent lesson on firearm safety, teaching them that if you press a Glock trigger that gun will fire as it has no safety. This is why NY City provides their Dumb Cops with an extra-heavy 12# tigger (because the 5.5# tigger civilians get just isn't enough). Such a heavy trigger pretty much ensures that damn near every shot will miss its target.
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That dude has the worst luck ever. Becomes a cop. Teaches a firearm safety lesson, shoots himself and it becomes immortalized on the internet... Forever infamous for being stupid... And maybe he isn't really stupid.
 
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This was the first thing I thought of for today :P
 
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TimeToDie said:
I've seen Dumb Cop before. It's wildly popular with "gun nuts." I think he provided the youngsters with an excellent lesson on firearm safety, teaching them that if you press a Glock trigger that gun will fire as it has no safety. This is why NY City provides their Dumb Cops with an extra-heavy 12# tigger (because the 5.5# tigger civilians get just isn't enough). Such a heavy trigger pretty much ensures that damn near every shot will miss its target.
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I'm no gun nut. After I saw that video, it has been forever burned into my memory due to how hilarious it is... How can anyone forget something as ridiculous as that? It's even more ridiculous than this shit below.
 
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In the TV Show--Mind Your Language, one student--Juan thinks "fate" means "feet."
 
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2 years ago I decided to see a therapist. 2 years later that choice changed my life and this is a random picture I found on the internet.
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