NSFW Oddly specific (weird?) fetish of mine?

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I attached all of the above photos for a visual representation of my oddly specific (weird?) fetish of mine. Notice the pattern? Basically men in short(er) shorts. Depending on who you ask those shorts may seem really short for men's shorts standards, or really long. I imagine if you grew up in the 80s or below you'd find them too long, but if you grew up in like the 90s or 2000s you'd find them too short. For today currently in 2023, I guess it depends on which trends are more common in your area.

But basically, every single one of those shorts I attached are above the top of the kneecaps. Some more above the knee than others, as you can obviously see. I tried to include a variety of above the knee lengths. Some only a few inches above, others significantly more than that. Though some of them are sitting down, so the length you see for those sitting down might not be the "true" length of their shorts. It depends on whether standing up length or sitting down length matters more to you, or whether you consider both equally important. The only thing that mattered to me though while choosing the pictures was that THEY SHOWED SOME THIGH, regardless if standing or sitting.

I absolutely hate shorts that are knee-length or below the knee. They're so unsexy to me, and make no sense to me since they're called "shorts," not "longs," so to me they shouldn't be just 50/50 half pants (knee-length) or basically just loose baggy capris (below the knee). To me they should AT LEAST stop at the top of the kneecap AT THE LONGEST...that way at least more leg skin is covered up than covered by fabric, but I definitely prefer at least a few inches above from that. I LIKE TO SEE SOME THIGH...what can I say. Above the knee shorts would usually show at least a small hint of the lower thigh. Though if they stop JUST at the top of the kneecap, you might not see any thigh while STANDING, but then when SITTING you'll likely see 1 to 3 inches of thigh when they ride up, so fine by me, lol.

As you can tell by the photos...I have a uh..."men's short shorts collection," for the lack of better words. Those are only some of the pictures. May sound crazy, but every time I see a picture online of a man in above the knee shorts that show some thigh...I save it.

You may notice a pattern though, none of those men have very hairy legs. Some have pretty faint hair that you just barely notice unless you zoom in, while others look like they might just straight up shave or even wax? That's how I like men's legs though. In general I kind of like "softer" guys for the lack of better words. Not necessarily super feminine, but just not super masculine. I'm pansexual, though in general I tend to lean towards more feminine features, or more gender-neutral features. And legs that are very hairy are usually pretty masculine legs, so that kind of turns me off. When it comes to men's faces, I also like smooth faces without facial hair. I do like femboys a lot too, though men don't have to be femboys to attract me. Just not extremely masculine. I do know some women have very hairy legs or even beards as well, though that's usually more uncommon among-st women when compared to men.

As for the woman's face I attached at the end...ANOTHER PART OF THIS FETISH...for some reason I REALLY appreciate it when feminine looking pretty girls ADMIRE guys wearing short shorts. You'd often see this a lot with the "5 inch inseam shorts meme." Often on Twitter and/or TikTok but also a whole bunch of other places online as well. The woman I attached in the photo in specific is a HUGE self-proclaimed "men in short shorts thigh lover," as she calls it. She started off rather passionately commenting on a guy's post: "Is this even a question? Definitely yay! I'm a huge fan. I absolutely love the shorter style. Please leave long shorts in the past forever. I'll never get tired of this shorter shorts trend. Free the thighs! Sky's out, thighs out!" when he posted a post saying something like: "Me in short shorts. What do you all think? Yay or nay?" And basically went "all out" from there. The picture attached in specific, she had said: "Put this photo of me alongside a man in thigh showing short shorts, so it looks like I'm intrigued and admiring his thighs...which I totally am, lol. Fuck long shorts, hello short shorts. I hope this short shorts trend lasts forever." And wow...it works surprisingly well, lmfao

As to WHY I appreciate "feminine looking pretty girls ADMIRE guys wearing short shorts"...well, in general I'm a HUGE fan of gender non-conformity. I fucking hate gender roles and gender norms. Just let people be who they wanna be, the fuck? Bring on the feminine guys, masculine girls, and everything in-between...beyond that though, I believe men's short shorts are a NET POSITIVE for gender non-conformity. Men's short shorts may not be as explicitly or stereotypically "feminine" as skirts, dresses, or leggings or yoga pants or whatever, but it's an excellent start. Even though men's short shorts were the norm in the 80s and below, from the 90s onwards they began to be viewed as "feminine," and people would call men in short shorts homophobic slurs. So by now it's gender non-conformity, basically, albeit in a smaller way. Where do "feminine looking pretty girls" fall into this though? Well...not gonna lie, "feminine looking pretty girls" are the people I'm MOST attracted to, besides me being pansexual, and as such, I value their opinions more than the average person's. Not saying I don't respect other types of people, but I have a higher opinion of a "feminine looking pretty girl" I don't know than a person of another group I don't know. Besides that though, I know that A LOT of guys ALSO value the opinions of feminine looking pretty girls the most. So the fact that feminine looking pretty girls actually LIKE/LOVE IT means GUYS WILL HAVE MORE OF AN INCENTIVE TO WEAR SHORT SHORTS, and so WIN-WIN for everyone! Also, it's quite refreshing to see feminine women liking to see something that's usually seen as pretty feminine on men, instead of being repulsed by men wearing that thing that's seen as pretty feminine. Means that pretty girls like men beyond just the super masculine types. Feminine guys or softer guys are appreciated by pretty women too!

Also...I myself love to WEAR shorts that short. It feels good to feel the air and sunshine on my naked thighs. I'm 22, so for most of my life knee-length and below the knee shorts were "in"...which I HATED, cuz no man thigh...but that also meant I had to wear those long shorts to fit in, or else I'd be made fun of. I found them super uncomfortable and pointless, since they were apparently called "shorts" but...not actually SHORT. So I just opted for long pants instead of shorts, since I didn't see the point of long shorts. These days though...with short shorts being more in style and trending...heh...I LOVE shorts...also makes me feel good when I can see feminine pretty girls glancing at my naked thighs, and some of them even giving me compliments about "how stylish" my shorts are...heh. I used to hate shorts, but now I like them even more than pants!

Overall though...this is DEFINITELY a horny post, but I just felt like I NEEDED to post this here one day for some reason. Life sucks, the world sucks, I want to die, but if there's ONE thing I like it's the body's "natural physical functions" or "natural physical needs"...you know, water, food, sleep, sex drive/masturbation, etc...regardless of how bad I feel, drinking water when I'm thirsty feels good, eating food when I'm hungry feels good, getting a good night's sleep feels good, and sex drive/masturbation also feels good. May sound weird though, but I also may be some sort of asexual, aegosexual, or demisexual...I definitely like exposed skin, exposed thighs, skimpy clothing, short shorts, etc. I don't really like full on nudity though for some reason...revealing clothing yes. Underwear yes. Swimsuits yes. But not completely naked. I also am not really turned on by porn or the act of sex itself, and have no desire to partake in it. I do like feeling soft skin and rubbing soft skin, but really I just would like to do stuff like kiss, hug, cuddle, but not escalate from there. Me and the person could lay together hugging and cuddling in only our swimsuits or underwear too for that real soft skin on soft skin contact, though I wouldn't want either of us to be naked.

Also, besides the "shots" I fired towards knee-length shorts or below the knee shorts...please don't take that seriously. I was only playing. Don't get me wrong, I DO vastly prefer thigh exposing shorts in every way, but also...to each their own. I realize the world is not designed around me or my sexual tastes. Please wear the knee-length shorts or below the knee shorts if YOU want to. No one has the right to tell you otherwise, or force you to wear thigh exposing shorts, regardless of "trends."

And holy shit this was long...that's about it, though. Take care whoever read this far. Hopefully this post wasn't TOO weird. I did put it in off topic and NSFW for a reason.