NEW METHOD!

[3ayezAmoot]

This method is very effective and a lot of people have tried it and documented it , It's a pretty new method and you might be familiar with it.

Step 1 : Go to McDonald's
Step 2 : Order a Large Grimace Milkshake
Step 3 : Record a video , take a sip of the shake
Step 4 (MOST IMPORTANT ) : make sure to say "Happy Birthday Grimace"
Step 5 : Now Wait for him to come

This method works only in countries that have the Grimace Milkshake available.

If it's not available here is an alternative recipe for the Grimace Shake
Here are the ingredients and steps:

• Half a cup of blueberries
• Half a cup of raspberries
• 3 scoops of vanilla ice cream
• Half a cup of milk

1. Add half a cup of blueberries and half a cup of raspberries to your blender.
2. Pop in 3 scoops of your ice cream, before finishing off with half a cup of milk.
3. Blend until your desired thickness and you have a fruity Grimace shake.

 

[Darkover]

a silly person

 

[FuneralCry]

I thought this was a serious forum to discuss suicide. But honestly there are suffering people on here seriously looking for suicide methods and in my opinion I think that posts like this are just disrespectful to that fact as people will click on the title thinking this is seriously about a method.

 

[3ayezAmoot]

I thought this was a serious forum to discuss suicide. But honestly there are suffering people on here seriously looking for suicide methods and in my opinion I think that posts like this are just disrespectful to that fact as people will click on the title thinking this is seriously about a method.

So I'm in the wrong for trying to make people laugh instead of finding a method of CTB?

 

[hellispink]

So I'm in the wrong for trying to make people laugh instead of finding a method of CTB?

That sounds like a prolifer. I dont think no one here is able to smile anymore. Everyone is here to find something and i doubt is jokes what they look for

 

[GasMonkey]

There is an Offtopic section for this type of bullshit.

 

[3ayezAmoot]

There is an Offtopic section for this type of bullshit.

That sounds like a prolifer. I dont think no one here is able to smile anymore. Everyone is here to find something and i doubt is jokes what they look for

I need to stop making suicide jokes...
This is my last one

 

[murkylake]

clicked on this thread SO FAST only to be disappointed and feel mocked. go to off topic if you want to post stuff like this

 

[3ayezAmoot]

That sounds like a prolifer. I dont think no one here is able to smile anymore. Everyone is here to find something and i doubt is jokes what they look for

If you are gonna die anyways why not die smiling

clicked on this thread SO FAST only to be disappointed and feel mocked. go to off topic if you want to post stuff like this

Go try it first then come talk

 

[murkylake]

If you are gonna die anyways why not die smiling

Go try it first then come talk

do you know what site you're on right now? I think you're in the wrong place

 

[3ayezAmoot]

do you know what site you're on right now? I think you're in the wrong place

happy birthday grimace

 

[neveragreedtothis]

Did some dumbass youtuber make a video about this site again?

Or is it just the summer crowd coming in here like a zoo?

 

[3ayezAmoot]

Did some dumbass youtuber make a video about this site again?

Or is it just the summer crowd coming in here like a zoo?

I'm contributing to this forum by posting new methods!

 

[murkylake]

I'm contributing to this forum by posting new methods!

you're cruel. you're obviously only here because of a youtube video and want to make people like us feel worse. it's sad that you gain enjoyment out of making fun of suicidal people. you're part of the problem

 

[Praestat_Mori]

I'm contributing to this forum by posting new methods!

best method to ctb in egypt?

i think most methods are illegal i just want someone experienced to tell me best method where i can do it fast and painless without a trace

sanctioned-suicide.net

Serious? Did you change your mind? Probably it's the summer heat ....

 

[hellispink]

I'm contributing to this forum by posting new methods!

So what we are going through is a joke to you? You desperately needed for attention. Sad, I suggest you go somewhere else for that. No one cares here.

 

[hamtaro]

best method to ctb in egypt?

i think most methods are illegal i just want someone experienced to tell me best method where i can do it fast and painless without a trace

sanctioned-suicide.net

Serious? Did you change your mind? Probably it's the summer heat ....

There was another user, HappyCat (banned today I believe), whose initial posts were soliciting information about SN and easy methods to die, then flipped to the "get help/it'll get better" script in this thread: https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/disgusted-by-pro-lifers.123846/ .

Maybe I'm paranoid, but I feel it's a sort of entrapment game going on (pretend to be suicidal, ask for methods, then have PROOF of how this HORRIBLE DEATH CULT FORUM incites INNOCENT TEENS to die).

 

[CrestfallenMima]

There was another user, HappyCat (banned today I believe), whose initial posts were soliciting information about SN and easy methods to die, then flipped to the "get help/it'll get better" script in this thread: https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/disgusted-by-pro-lifers.123846/ .

Maybe I'm paranoid, but I feel it's a sort of entrapment game going on (pretend to be suicidal, ask for methods, then have PROOF of how this HORRIBLE DEATH CULT FORUM incites INNOCENT TEENS to die).

As this site becomes more popular there's going to be more and more trolls. So brace yourself

 

[deomlez]

Summer holidays, pre-pubescent teens can no longer harass their peers so they come here.

 

[BloomingStrella]

Not to be that guy, but this was so funny I forgot to laugh. Please remember the kind of site you're on. Unless the grimace shake has some kind of sodium nitrite concentration that we were never made aware of, which I highly doubt, stop posting dumb stuff like this. It just clutters the site up.

 

[WorthlessTrash]

No one likes you, bimbo.